Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round for a crypto update from the one and only Clem Fandango!

As I was lounging on my leather couch, reading the news over the weekend, I came across a certain Arthur Hayes. You know, the chap who founded BitMex? Well, let me tell you, he's not too optimistic about the crypto market. In fact, he believes it's all going to 'go up in smoke' during the next financial meltdown.

But it's not just crypto that's in trouble, my dearest Toasties. Bonds, equities, and everything in between are also at risk. All thanks to the future economic woes of the United States.

So, what's a savvy satoshi stacker fan to do in these trying times?

The way Clem Fandango sees it, we've two choices: take the advice of Mr Hayes and swap our sh*tcoins for canned food, maybe a home defence system if we've been doing well this week. Or, keep degening all the way up, or down, and see what happens next.

Let me know what you're thinking in the comments, you crazy crypto cool cat, and if you're feeling generous, don't forget to follow me and leave a tip. Clem Fandango might need the money for canned goods soon.

Until next time, Toasties! Keep calm and crypto on