Hey there, crypto chums! It's your boy Clem Fandango here with the juiciest scoop in the crypto-verse. Have you heard the news about Ruja Ignatova, the cryptoqueen herself? Apparently, she's been hiding out in a fancy penthouse in Kensington, England, all this time! And get this, the penthouse was listed for sale under her very own name! Talk about leaving a paper trail, amirite?

But let's not forget, Ruja is the mastermind behind one of the biggest crypto scams in history. She and her partner Sebastian Greenwood conned investors out of a whopping $4 billion with their "Onecoin" token. They promised it would be the next Bitcoin killer, but in reality, it was just a big old scam with no evidence of the coin even being on the blockchain.

And as if that wasn't bad enough, now the FBI thinks she's had plastic surgery to change her appearance and she's also wanted in Europe. Talk about being a slippery fish!

But hey, let this be a lesson to all you crypto investors out there. Always do your due diligence and never trust a cryptoqueen, even if she does have a fancy penthouse in Kensington. Trust me, you don't want to end up broke and writing penny piece articles like yours truly, Clem Fandango. And on that note, leave a few pennies and a thumbs up so Clem can afford a pint at the pub tonight. Cheers!