Hey there, millionaire no-coiners! This is Clem Fandango, the crypto guru who always knows what's up. I heard y'all might be a little behind on the latest crypto trends, so let me break it down for you.

According to a study by the deVere Group, 82% of millionaire clients with investable assets between £1m and £5m are seeking advice on cryptocurrencies. The CEO of the firm, Nigel Green, even said that "wealthy investors understand that digital currencies are the future of money and they don't want to be left in the past."

But don't just take Nigel's word for it. Major financial institutions like JPMorgan, Fidelity, BlackRock, and New York Bank Mellon have all started offering crypto-related services to their clients. So, if you're a millionaire no-coiner who wants to hop on the crypto train, come to Clem! I've got all the discount sh*tcoin aping advice you need (for a price, of course).