A chance to share the love of bad dad jokes, and hopefully put a smile on your face. These jokes are sourced from random places on the internet, from conversations in everyday life, or ones I remember from when I was a kid. Enjoy.
22 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments nzmacminer
Mōrena everyone. I hope you have had a great start to the day already. A nice day has dawned here. Take care, stay safe. Why can't male ants sink? Beacuse they are buoy-ant! As always, these jokes are sourced from open websites or books. Th...
21 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments nzmacminer
Kia ora all, well it has been a long time since I have sat down here to write. A lot has happened since then, summer holidays, a couple of bad storms, and a major cyclone. I was fortunate to escape a lot of damage - only 42hrs without power - but I r...
24 Nov 2022 1 minute read 0 comments nzmacminer
Mōrena koutou, I hope everyone is having a great day so far. One month until Christmas! An interesting time that had become more and more commercial over time, like so many other ceremonies of days gone by. I know that our family use it as a time to...
22 Nov 2022 1 minute read 1 comment nzmacminer
Mōrena everybody, wow what a thunder and lightening display there was last night. The spring rains just keep falling, and lots of the land around me has surface flooding. The lightening was so close together at some stages that a second flash would a...
21 Nov 2022 1 minute read 0 comments nzmacminer
Mōrena all, don't you just love palindromes, they make live interesting - todays date is a great example 22/11/22! I hope you all have a great day, and don't think about the race car that is driving the madam to work. Here is today's joke, hope you e...
20 Nov 2022 1 minute read 0 comments nzmacminer
Mōrena everyone, a long time between posts. Last week was a busy one as I stepped up to a temporary management position. It was an interesting experience, one that I may look at in the future but also a bit fake as the role was not really mine. I sti...
10 Nov 2022 1 minute read 0 comments nzmacminer
Mōrena everybody. Well it has dawned a nice wet spring day here, thank goodness I don't need to be outside in it. We were lucky and had our outdoors team building event yesterday, phew. Still the rains are good, without it the plants don't grow, anim...
9 Nov 2022 1 minute read 0 comments nzmacminer
Mōrena everybody, I hope you have had a great start to the day. We are keeping the nautical theme today, with another pirate joke. A slight twist on an old favourite. Have a great day everyone, take care, stay safe. What is a pirates favourite letter...
8 Nov 2022 1 minute read 0 comments nzmacminer
Mōrena everybody. Running a little late today as I had an early meeting. So lets just jump into it, sticking with the pirate theme again today. Have a great day everybody, take care, stay safe. What do you call a pirate the takes from the rich and gi...
7 Nov 2022 1 minute read 0 comments nzmacminer
Mōrena everyone, well the weekend has passed and we are well into the new week, I hope you were all able to spend some time relaxing with friends or family. Saturday saw the Guy Fawkes celebration(?) here in Aotearoa, it's interesting because as a ki...
