Toaster RAGE
Toaster RAGE

Toaster RAGE

This blog is mostly me sarcastically shredding crypto games for not making me a millionaire over night. The rest is mostly my seething rage against the state of privacy on the internet and pretty much everywhere else. GOOGLE! You don't need to know my bathroom habits! I also ruthlessly rip on centralized tech, communism, Google, and other big tech companies for your amusement. If you don't think I'm hilarious, why are you wasting your time reading this? Am I actually informative or something?

Return of the Spinning Ship Simulator

3 May 2021 3 minute read 0 comments Raging Toaster

So guess what? 2021's best-in-class spinning spaceship simulator Farsite has a weekly reward for writing blog posts! Why should you care? Because there's a shiny red starter ship if you rack up 100,000 scores for their airdrop program! Oh, the airdro...

SpaceEx-tremely Grindy

30 Apr 2021 4 minute read 0 comments Raging Toaster

Ey, bro, wanna join a pre-alpha release that barely works and is full of bugs and missing features? Heck yeah, man! Count me in! Not only will I report those bugs, I will freaking roast them and everything that's wrong with the game on top of that! S...

Why Your Doge BORKS at TV Commercials

27 Apr 2021 3 minute read 0 comments Raging Toaster

Ever seen a dog go completely postal at a TV commercial? Guess what - it's not because dogs know communist propaganda when they see it. It's because both your dog and your phone can hear something you can't: Ultrasonic beacons. Maybe your dog was try...

Rollercoin? More like GrindForPennies.

25 Apr 2021 4 minute read 3 comments Raging Toaster

You've probably heard of Rollercoin by now - play a game about mining Bitcoin and earn a few pennies worth of actual Bitcoin. You know what sucks though? You need 0.0001 BTC (10k Satoshis) to cash out. To get to that point, you have to grind a whole...

My Browser has Fingerprints?!

25 Apr 2021 6 minute read 0 comments Raging Toaster

Yep. It does. The dirty truth about all those tracker blocker addons is that they're only dealing with part of the problem, and making you more vulnerable to the other part: browser fingerprinting. To compare it to the real world, imagine if some cre...

Farsite: 2021's Best Rotating Space Ship Simulator

23 Apr 2021 3 minute read 0 comments Raging Toaster

You heard me. It's a rotating space ship simulator. The whole game is just you staring at a spaceship in a hangar and getting frakking dizzy! Supposedly it's going to become a blockchain MMORTS or something, but as of now it's just kind of a ponzi-li...