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31 May 2025 2 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
Mexico is like the ending of a Scooby-Doo cartoon, except Scooby-Doo and the gang work for the cartel, and have no reason to hide their identities. Notice how their victims are gagged and bound before they're turned over to the "police." Fortunatel...
21 Mar 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
I found myself in the singularity lane at the border recently, and it was very efficient. If you're tired of long lines at the border, sign up for the Singularity Program. The singularity program is for cars who want to disappear into the transdime...
8 Mar 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
Friendly as they are, the support team here at Publish0x hasn't been able to convince me that the flashing ad for crypto slots is ever going to go away, so I'm migrating over to Substack. I've been posting sporadically on Substack for a few years, a...
27 Feb 2025 4 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
How do you make a sequel to a movie that has never been made? Ask the dust. The idea for American Migrant has changed. A lot. While the desire to keep it apolitical persists, and the goal would be that conservatives and liberals could sit next to...
25 Feb 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"You don't always get what you go after. But you do getwhat you wouldn't have got if you hadn't goneafter what you didn't get."Blaze Foley I have reached another level of expat dissociation. When you live so long with the locals that they talk to...
20 Feb 2025 4 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"Don't wanna be an American idiot."Green Day Hello, I am writing to request asylum for my friend, an American refugee who has been living in Mexico for over 4 years. The leader of "Nathan Payne & The Wild Bores," Nathan Payne is an American songwrit...
18 Feb 2025 3 minute read 1 comment Perfectionist25
After re-establishing his presidency, US President Donald Trump has resumed his protectionist trade policies. The new presidential decree he signed, which will impose additional tariffs on imports from Canada, Mexico and China, directly targets three...
7 Feb 2025 4 minute read 3 comments Perfectionist25
On February 1, 2025, US President Donald Trump issued three executive orders imposing tariffs on Canada, Mexico, and China. A 25 percent tariff on all imports from Mexico and Canada, and a 10 percent tariff on all imports from China. But before we ge...
4 Feb 2025 7 minute read 0 comments Perfectionist25
There was a sharp increase last Friday. We were up by about 1% that day, then the news of Trump's tariffs came. Actually, there was no new news, I should say the market woke up to the news. Because the market believed that the tariffs could be postpo...
27 Jan 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"The life of a repo man is always intense."Repo Man About a year ago, the CIA recruited me to be the manager of a chain of inner-city golf resorts throughout Latin America. Intended as a refuge for rogue agents to unwind and let off some steam, Th...
