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Quantum of Soda

15 Mar 2024 3 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

"As health officials declare a diabetes emergency, we meet thefamilies in the thick of a diabetes crisis, a deadly mix ofCovid and sugar sending people to early graves."Unreported World "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."Pablo Smog   In the 2008 sp...

The Gringolux Arms

25 Feb 2024 6 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

"I have grown wings, I am flyingAscending fool, I am soaringUntied my wrists and flew away"A Wave of Hope   My handler told me not to say anything, but he's going to feed all relevant incriminating documentation to a horde of wild moon bores anyway,...

No Clown Privilege

15 Feb 2024 3 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

Mexico doesn't have a lot of extra space for politically-correct speech.  It's a macho culture, and men and women don't make eye contact when passing each other on the street.  It's not appropriate.  Not only is it potentially dangerous for the women...

Meterse en camisa de once varas / Getting into an eleven-hour shirt

9 Feb 2024 1 minute read 1 comment marjuanm

  El origen de esta expresión se remota a una tradición existente en la Edad Media para cuando una familia quería adoptar a un niño: De acuerdo con la información disponible en "El mundo", el niño debía atravesar una enorme camisa hecha para la ocas...

Sinaloan Roulette

6 Feb 2024 4 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

"I've had some killer times on drugs."Bill Hicks   Most people have seen The Deer Hunter at least .7 times.  What they may not know is that the movie is based on a lost Rembrandt painting titled "The Fentanyl Den," which depicts several people in a S...

The Stoic Rollercoaster

24 Jan 2024 5 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

So, you wanna be a sicario.  Super hardcore, like the guy in the song.  You don't take no lip from no 'thority figures, and mujeres exist to affirm your own bad decisions.  Anyone tells you different, is gonna end up in stasis.  "I have tunnel vision...

A caballo regalado no se le ve el colmillo / You can't see the tusk of a gift horse

22 Jan 2024 1 minute read 0 comments marjuanm

  A todos nos gusta recibir regalos, ¿cierto?, pero también es cierto que hay personas que reciben algo regalado y todavía critican el regalo recibido. Este refrán recomienda aceptar los regalos con gusto pues no sabemos los sacrificios que la otra...

Si no es Chana, es Juana / If it's not Chana, it's Juana

4 Jan 2024 1 minute read 1 comment marjuanm

  Si no es un problema, es otro, si no es una solución, entonces será la otra, si no pasa esto, pasará aquello. Cuando hay dos opciones, si una no ocurre, entonces ocurrirá la otra inevitablemente.   If it's not one problem, then it's another, if i...

The Scaffolding of Dreams

29 Dec 2023 4 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

“What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?”1 Corinthians 6:19   Because it's a hilarious, festive way to go, deaths by flocks of carnivorous balloons are generally...

Buscas el burro y estás montado en él / You are looking the donkey and you are riding on it

26 Dec 2023 1 minute read 1 comment marjuanm

Gracias a https://picryl.com/media/donkey-ass-animal-animals-49cd0d licencia Creative Commons   En ocasiones no nos damos cuenta de lo que tenemos y seguimos buscando inútilmente lo que ya teníamos o queremos cambiarlo por algo más, para al final re...