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Resident Gringo

15 May 2024 3 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

“Our functions are more than anything social proximity, it isto interact with the family and clarify people's doubts.” Valeria García Valdivia, Hottie Squad, Aguascalientes State Police   I am the resident gringo.  There is no cultural stability in G...

The Church of Hell

24 Apr 2024 4 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

"The pope is like Hitler with wings."Certain Stratospheres   I always thought the black burn marks in the field across the street were made by borrachos playing with matches and bottles of 90-proof gasoline at 2 in the morning.  But as it turns out,...

Fofo Wept

10 Apr 2024 2 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

"During the hearing he had this Tuesday, Fofo Márquez cried again."N+   Fofo Márquez is the 26-year-old son of the owner of a chain of Mexican gas stations, who regularly posts videos boasting about his wealth on social media.  In addition to flashin...

Pac-Manacatecuhtli Eats The Sky

8 Apr 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

There is a great debate in Mexico whether the sky is being eaten by Pac-Manuīlcōzcacuāuhtli, the Aztec god of video games and gluttony, Pac-Manacatecuhtli, the Aztec god of video games and sustenance, or Pac-Mantemoc, the Aztec god who made it to lev...

Hell Is Not A Place Of Tacos Only

2 Apr 2024 6 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

"Hell is famous for its taco, quesadillas, and devilishly tasty sauces."Taqueria el Infierno   The mayor of Churumuco, Michoacán was gunned down on Friday while eating at Taqueria el Infierno in Morelia.  Taqueria el Infierno is a hell-themed restaur...

The Champions of Justice

30 Mar 2024 7 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

"Jalisco never loses.  And when it loses, it kills."The Champions of Justice "Whoever does not serve to kill, let him serve to be killed."Manuel Parra Mata   1.  The Champions of Justice The Champions of Justice were a coalition of Mexican bondage fr...

The Languish Age

24 Mar 2024 3 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

“In what language does rain fall over tormented cities?”Pablo Neruda   Centro de las Artes is a former prison in San Luis Potosí, Mexico that was converted into an art school.  Built in the panopticon style in 1904, it was used as a prison until 1999...

Roses in the Coal Mine

18 Mar 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

"I come home to Mariawhere else would I go?Across the river to die by myselfdown in old Mexico?"The Border Roses in the Coal Mine They don't race horseson St. Patrick'sDay anymore The padre put a stop to itafter the parishioners started fighting abo...

Quantum of Soda

15 Mar 2024 3 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

"As health officials declare a diabetes emergency, we meet thefamilies in the thick of a diabetes crisis, a deadly mix ofCovid and sugar sending people to early graves."Unreported World "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."Pablo Smog   In the 2008 sp...

The Gringolux Arms

25 Feb 2024 6 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

"I have grown wings, I am flyingAscending fool, I am soaringUntied my wrists and flew away"A Wave of Hope   My handler told me not to say anything, but he's going to feed all relevant incriminating documentation to a horde of wild moon bores anyway,...