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The Gift (Fiction)

20 Jul 2023 3 minute read 0 comments Krisz Rokk

Lisa could hardly breathe while she was scrolling and reading the long message she received. Sweat was pouring down her arms and an unpleasant heat covered her chest forcing her internally to scream “Don’t. Please, don’t”. She met Tim a few months ag...

Bitcoin miners are idiots fooled by paper bitcoin

20 Jul 2023 2 minute read 16 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! Mighty watch army, we ride for the long arc of humanity over fiat!!   Warning, we are running hot & may be a danger to ourselves and those around us tonight YEEEEE HAAAWWWWWWW!!!  Warmup funnies - part seven in the series, b...

The funniest crypto of July 18th

19 Jul 2023 2 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we LOVE you!!  But don't get a swelled head, we love the crypto funnies too!!  Your mighty watch army sallys forth for truth, a desire for justice and LAUGHS!!  And ya know, questionable reading music ar ar ar oooOOOOTLDR: ahh that's bet...

Funny crypto news July 17

18 Jul 2023 1 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!!  Thanks for being here getting mankind over the fiat hump into a funnier crypto future!!  What's funny today?  Can you say rangebound?  TLDR:  It's funny, bitcoin moves in the strangest, limit bound way imaginable.  It's lik...

funniest crypto news July 16

17 Jul 2023 2 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!!    The city lights are lovely tonight, Miami won't get the third Bitcoin event !! but Miami IS the  "Crypto Capital" according our mayor Francis!! Just don't talk about Miamicoin !!! no no... ah ha ha ha OK it's a chit coin...

Binance Coin will rise again and crush XRP for fundamental reasons

16 Jul 2023 1 minute read 16 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we love y'all!!   Thanks for shooting by!!  HIT it mighty watch army !!! There is ALWAYS a warmup funny somewhere !!! TLDR: ya, first ah ha ha ya gotta call obstructionist waffling and deliberate lack of clarity a STRATEGY, ah HAH HA HA...

funny crypto July 14th

15 Jul 2023 4 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

Blockchain heads, we LOVE YOU!!!   Lead us not into WWIII but instead through laughing at fiat  to a better world through sound money and web3 equality!! or web 4,5,6,7, which ever one that does that ar ar ar  Mighty watch riders, we pause our regula...

funny crypto July 13

14 Jul 2023 2 minute read 21 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we love you !!As your mighty watch army saddles up at Igor's shoreline, we sing & drink!!  Today is a special day!!  but first  Quick warmup funnies!!  !! TLDR AH HA HA HA HA!!!   Lookit this  blowhard Rohit at Temasek!! He has been the...

Funny Crypto July 12th

13 Jul 2023 2 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! Crazy from the heat!! Form up watch army & do NOT burn yer legs on the exhaust pipes we RIDE to free the world from paper-hangers through LAUGHTER AND LOVE FOR CRYPTO!! Yeeee haw.  Warmup funnies?   Yeppers, notorious B.I.G....

Funny crypto July 11th

12 Jul 2023 1 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we know you should know we LOVE YOU!! Thanks for lifting mankind up baby!! Your mighty Watch Army awaits your command!!   Igor hath let loose the journo dawgs of joy!! We RIDE!! Warmup funnnies - maybe finally Zimbabwe will go with crypto...