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funny crypto news Jul 26

27 Jul 2023 1 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts you know we love you!! Thanks for forming up to ride the funnies in your crypto liberation mighty Watch Army HOO rah@!  How fried are we?  lower brain is running the show trigger warning!! Here's the reading music to prove it ar ar ar TLD...

Does love die suddenly?

26 Jul 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Ahmed Zaki

(A conversation between He and She) She: I was very surprised when I heard you talk to one of them when she asked you if love dies suddenly? You told her, of course not. He: And what's so surprising about that? She: You lived an experience that assur...

funny crypto tonite - party parrot

26 Jul 2023 1 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptokin we love ya!!   gotta pass out, but partyparrot is funny!!Party parrot was /is some kinda Dao.  Now being laughed at as an example of how daos are bad.   No, party parrots are bad! the parrot dev team unlocked the treasury funds and gave the...

Embracing the Philophobic Heart

25 Jul 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Eviziim

Love is a yarn of feelings and relationships that weaves us together in the most fascinating ways. But what if the person of your admiration is stuck in the messy web of philophobia? In this engaging investigation, we start on a touching journey thr...

Worldcoin pumps and dumps, lapdog media GOES WILD CHEERING YAY!!!!!!!

25 Jul 2023 2 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! the universe will show y'all love for  your duty here in your mighty watch army, laughing our way to freedom of money!!  What's funny today ?  Well, worldcoin, fer sure!! The iris scanning uniworld Orb loving data buying chi...

The Tower (Original Poetry)

24 Jul 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Krisz Rokk

They emerged out of nowherelike mushrooms making their way after a rainy dayshowing their spectacular armors above the city’s dustrushing brave warriors to readjust. While enjoying the prolonged arms of the February suna bridge of thoughts and feelin...

Gary Gensler has to save us from people like Gary Gensler

23 Jul 2023 1 minute read 11 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we love you!! thanks for riding the range with your mighty watch army, even tho we went AWOL and started loving on Gary for not allowing BTC ETF's !  Ah ha ha ha we went to find the one pretty picture of Gary out there!  when Gary teachi...

Gary Gensler Fan club!!! Just say NO (thanks) to a Bitcoin spot ETF!!

23 Jul 2023 2 minute read 11 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! Y'all know it!! So beer us out for a moment, lissen up mighty Watch Army patrol!!  You know we ride for the forces of good and our strength is the strength of ten because our heart is pure and we LOVE y'all!  Excelsior to th...

R.I.P. King Bitcoin, Smothered by Blackrock's ten trillion AUM, late 2023-24.

22 Jul 2023 1 minute read 15 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptopeople, we still love you, y'all should KNOW that by now!! But today is a heart wrenchingly SAD day, for us, your mighty Watch army.   The stalwart among the altcoins shall have to march on and try to fill the giant gap in the waves!!  we got s...

France wins with SocGen full crypto license while the US shamefully loses Nasdaq as a custodian ! Bad times for Merican crypto high tech Nasdaq!!!

21 Jul 2023 1 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! It's ALL about the movement!!  It's funny, Nasdaq announced they were gonna step up into being a crypto custodian!!  Yee haw, Merica moving on up!! Fair play to all!!  Then the feds crushed Custodia bank, THAT was not awesom...