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14 Apr 2021 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
EN : One morning, Toto arrives at school with a bouquet of flowers he picked from his parents' garden. He says : - Here, mistress, it is for you. I must tell you that I am very much in love with you, and that I would like to marry you! - Thank you ve...
24 Mar 2021 2 minute read 1 comment Suny Ag
Would you believe I had already forgotten that I had some Dogecoin in my Doge wallet until I heard someone quoting its price? I had even forgotten the password of Dogecoin wallet, but I managed it from password management and was astounded to see tha...
11 Mar 2021 1 minute read 8 comments stevea68
There was a mail delivery job opening that read: "Postal Worker position available. We are looking for an experienced driver that speaks English and is good with numbers. We also do drug testing." I prepared for the job, called to apply for the pos...
12 Jan 2021 1 minute read 2 comments Cryptonomist
I didn't sell at 40,000+ and I wasn't wrong for making that decision, this is someone's manipulation and they are causing this to happen. Possible condidates for my theory. JP Morgan Instichooshans Elon Musk China all of them together I have conclu...
18 Dec 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
EN : A completely drunk guy comes to ring insistently at peoplein the middle of the night.The man of the house stands up and asks furiously:" What do you want ?"The other answers him:"Come push me !!! You have to come push me !!!!"The owner of the ho...
18 Dec 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
EN : A middle-aged woman becomes unwell and ends up in hospital. She wakes up medicated and sees god in front of her.Afraid to find herself in the hospital, she asks her creator, "Am I going to die soon?" and the one answers "No, you have 20 years to...
7 Oct 2020 3 minute read 0 comments odin59
01 : EN : A mother-in-law decides whether her three sons-in-law love her or at least appreciate her ...The next day while walking by the river with her first son-in-law, she slips into the water and begins to drown, the son-in-law without hesitation...
7 Oct 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
01 - A Linux engineer, a Mac engineer and a Microsoft engineer are in the car and blow a tire.Engineer Mac says, "You have to change the tire to be able to continue"Linux engineer says, "We have to find out why the flat tire first so that it doesn't...
1 Oct 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
Toto is in love with his mistress and everyone knew it, even the mistress. One day the teacher plays a guessing game. And every time she asks a riddle, Toto intervenes. But all his answers are wrong. To console him, she answers him kindly each time:-...
1 Oct 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
Two couples are playing cards. One of them, Claude drops his cards on the floor and bending down to pick them up under the table, he notices that David's girlfriend, Jessica, has no panties on! Surprised, he bangs his head and comes out all red. Late...
