Two couples are playing cards. One of them, Claude drops his cards on the floor and bending down to pick them up under the table, he notices that David's girlfriend, Jessica, has no panties on! Surprised, he bangs his head and comes out all red. Later when he goes to the kitchen to get some beers, Jessica follows him and asks:
- Did you see something under the table that you liked?
Claude says:
- Yes, I liked it!
She winks at him, smiles and replies:
- You can have it for 100 euros.
After a minute or two of hesitation, Claude replies that he is interested. She tells him that since David works Friday afternoons and Claude does not, he should come to her house this Friday around 2:00 p.m. Which he did of course. After paying the 100 euros, they go to the bedroom and have sex in all positions for 2 hours and then Claude leaves.
David comes home around 6:00 p.m. and asks:
- Did Claude come this afternoon?
Shocked, Jessica responds:
- Yes, he spent a few minutes.
- And did he give you 100 euros?
(She thinks, “Damn, he knows!”)
With regret :
- Yes, he gave me 100 euros.
- Very well, said David, Claude came by my office this morning and borrowed 100 euros from me and said he would come by our house to give them back to me. It's great to have honest friends! ...