Joke - 24

By odin59 | laughter zone | 18 Dec 2020


EN :

A completely drunk guy comes to ring insistently at people
in the middle of the night.
The man of the house stands up and asks furiously:
" What do you want ?"
The other answers him:
"Come push me !!! You have to come push me !!!!"
The owner of the house said to him:
"I don't know you, and besides it's 4 a.m.
wake up to tell me to push you and I don't want to, so get out
from here and don't bother me anymore !!! "
Back in the bedroom, he goes back to bed, but his wife who has everything
heard, sermons him:
"Even if you exaggerate, it has happened to you to be broken down
night, you could have pushed that poor guy!
- Yeah, but it's cold and he's drunk !!!
- All the more reason to help him, he's not going to do it on his own. No ?
Really, I don't recognize you, I'm very disappointed with your
attitude...!!!"
Her husband, seized with remorse, gets dressed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and
calls out :
"Hey man !!! It's okay, I got dressed on purpose to come to you.
push !!! Where are you ?"
And the drunk guy answers:
"There, on the swing !!!!!!!!"

FR :

Un mec complètement ivre vient sonner avec insistance les gens
au milieu de la nuit.
L'homme de la maison se lève et demande furieusement:
" Que veux-tu ?"
L'autre lui répond:
"Viens me pousser !!! Tu dois venir me pousser !!!!"
Le propriétaire de la maison lui dit:
"Je ne te connais pas, et en plus il est 4 heures du matin.
réveille-toi pour me dire de te pousser et je ne veux pas, alors sors
d'ici et ne me dérange plus !!! "
De retour dans la chambre, il se recouche, mais sa femme qui a tout
entendu, le sermonne:
"Même si vous exagérez, il vous est arrivé d'être en panne
nuit, tu aurais pu pousser ce pauvre gars!
- Ouais, mais il fait froid et il est ivre !!!
- Raison de plus pour l'aider, il ne le fera pas tout seul. Non ?
Vraiment, je ne te reconnais pas, je suis très déçu de ton
attitude...!!!"
Son mari, pris de remords, s'habille et descend. Il ouvre la porte et
crie :
"Hé mec !!! C'est bon, je me suis habillé exprès pour venir à toi.
pousser !!! Où es-tu ?"
Et le gars ivre répond:
"Là, sur la balançoire !!!!!!!!"

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