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1 Oct 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
On the first day, God created the cow and said to her,- '' Stay in the field with the farmer all day and suffer under the sun. Make calves and give milk to support the farmer. I give you a lifespan of 60 years. ''The cow replied,- '' it's a hell of a...
30 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
It takes place in a family house in the countryside, the girl is about to give birth. The whole family is present to attend the event. The father calls the village doctor to give birth to his daughter. Once the doctor arrives, the latter asks the fam...
29 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
A pharmacist arrives in front of his pharmacy and sees a man, grimacing, leaning against the wall against it. he enters and asks his trainee: - Who is this man at the entrance? - A client sir, he came this morning saying that he was coughing a lot, n...
28 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
On returning home, an official experiences dizziness, palpitations and stomach aches. His wife diagnosed him with gastroenteritis and gave him an adequate remedy. The next day, she finds him dead in his bed. She then calls the doctor directly: - What...
27 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
It happened in the hospital a few years ago. The great Professor MachinChose systematically tries to instill a great principle in all the students who accompany him for the rounds of patients in his department. During the tour, the Professor asks a...
27 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
He is a man who goes to the doctor because he has severe headaches. The doctor auscultates him then begins to ask him a few questions: - Have you noticed if your headache appears when you have drunk too much? - But doctor, I do not touch alcohol, not...
26 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments SirPotato
Humans have conquered the planet Earth, they are undoubtedly at the top of the food chain. They have arranged world according to their own laws, laws that make their lives better and more enjoyable. Unfortunatelly what is good for them may not...
23 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
A scatophile, a sadist, a psychopath, a zoophile, a necrophile and a masochist cross paths with a cat.The scatophile: "Let's eat his poop!" "The psychopath: “Yes, but first, we kill him! "Sadist: "Ok, but we torture him first! "Zoophile: "Alright, bu...
23 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
Dracula has just died. He finds himself before God who says to him:- I cannot let you enter Heaven because of all your sins. But I will give you another chance for your Redemption: you will return to Earth and you will be reincarnated in what you des...
23 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
An intellectual offers a game to a fool:- If I ask you a question and you don't know the answer, you give me $ 1. Conversely, if you ask me a question and I don't know the answer, I'll give you $ 100.- Okay, the fool answers. The intellectual begins:...
