01 :

EN :

A mother-in-law decides whether her three sons-in-law love her or at least appreciate her ...
The next day while walking by the river with her first son-in-law, she slips into the water and begins to drown, the son-in-law without hesitation plunges and saves his mother-in-law.
The next day, in front of the house, he finds a new car, a small Peugeot 206 with a note on the windshield:
- Thank you from your loving mother-in-law.
She undertakes the same scenario with the second son-in-law, this one dives and saves his mother-in-law.
he also receives a car, a small Peugeot 206 with a note on the windshield:
- Thank you from your loving mother-in-law.
Same scenario with the third son-in-law, she slips into the water and begins to drown and watches her mother-in-law drown, thinking to herself:
- I've waited for this for so long.
The next day, he sees a brand new Porshe in front of his house with a note:
- Thank you from your loving stepfather.

FR :

Une belle-mère décide si ses trois gendres l'aiment ou du moins l'apprécient ...
Le lendemain en se promenant au bord de la rivière avec son premier gendre, elle se glisse dans l'eau et commence à se noyer, le gendre sans hésitation plonge et sauve sa belle-mère.
Le lendemain, devant la maison, il trouve une nouvelle voiture, une petite Peugeot 206 avec une note sur le pare-brise:
- Merci de votre belle-mère aimante.
Elle entreprend le même scénario avec le deuxième gendre, celui-ci plonge et sauve sa belle-mère.
il reçoit également une voiture, une petite Peugeot 206 avec une note sur le pare-brise:
- Merci de votre belle-mère aimante.
Même scénario avec le troisième gendre, elle se glisse dans l'eau et commence à se noyer et regarde sa belle-mère se noyer en se disant:
- J'attends ça depuis si longtemps.
Le lendemain, il voit une toute nouvelle Porshe devant sa maison avec une note:
- Merci de votre beau-père bien-aimé.

02 -

Robert is leaning on the coffee counter. He looks very depressed. His friend Arnaud arrives, orders a pastis and asks him:
- So, Bébert, what's going on?
"She's my mother-in-law," Robert replies, shaking his head sadly.
- I have a real problem with her.
- Come on, get over it, all sons-in-law have problems with their mother-in-law.
- Yeah, but not all sons-in-law get them pregnant…

03 -

It was during an excursion, between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, the instructor said to them:
- We're going to take two buses so that there will be no story, the mothers-in-law in the first bus and the daughters-in-law in the second.
On the road, the bus of the mothers-in-law falls over a precipice, the daughters-in-law sing and dance of relief, finally rid of their atrocious mothers-in-law for a while, they say to themselves, but there is one who cries, we ask him:
- Did you love your stepmother that much?
And the other answers him crying:
- No, she missed the bus. Yeinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! ...

04 -

After dating my fiancee for a year, we decided to get married next month. My future mother-in-law is awesome and besides terribly sexy. She took care of all the preparations on her own: wedding, church, music, photographer, dinner, flowers, etc.

Yesterday she asked me to come over to her house to review the guest list.
Arrived at her place, she told me that she found me to be a very attractive man, that in a month I would be married and that nothing would be possible after that, and therefore that she would like us to make love like beasts. Then she gets up and walks sensually to the bedroom.
I stood there, surprised and finally I ran towards the exit door.

Arrived outside, leaning against the hood of my car, her smiling husband explains to me that they had simply wanted to make sure that their dear daughter was going to marry an honest and faithful man, by testing me in this way and therefore congratulate me on my reaction.

Conclusion: luckily I had my condoms in the car ...