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21 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
01 - It’s always the same farmer who brings in the most milk for the cheese factory. Yet everyone in the village knows that this farmer only has a few cows.So how does he do it? Puzzled, the other farmers decide to ask him the question:- But how do...
21 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
01 - A man meets one of his friends who is making a funeral.- Did you lose someone?- No, it's even the opposite, I'm going to be a father!- And is that why you make such a face?- Yes ... I don't know how to tell my wife ... 02 - A little boy swall...
20 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
He's a man who walks into a typical dealership to buy a used car. After hearing the salesperson's spiel, he asks to try this car. - No problem, I'll leave the keys to you ... The man takes the motorway… speed: 50 then 100 then 150… he exceeds 170 km...
20 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
A very pretty young woman is going to see a doctor. She tells him :- Doctor, it's very weird what's happening to me. When I take off my bra, my breasts come up all the time.- It’s very weird indeed! The best is to show me this.The girl takes off her...
19 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
It takes place at the family allowance fund. A woman wife X is questioned by one of the officials: - How many children do you have ?- Ten.- And what are they called?- Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, an...
19 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
In an office, a secretary says to her blonde colleague: - What am I tired of right now. I would take a few days off, but the boss will never want to! So before he comes to see us, I'm going to hang on to the ceiling lamp. He'll think I'm crazy and so...
7 Sep 2020 1 minute read 1 comment Fingolfin
I heard this one years ago and can't remember where but it is definitely worth sharing. Generally I prefer the stupid dad jokes but this one falls more into the actual good joke category. Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court and the judge is...
22 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Dabergusa
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15 Jan 2020 3 minute read 2 comments HermesSyndicate
So I've decided to sell my house in the suburb and settle for a peaceful life in the heart of nature. I got the house sold, bought a pickup truck and packed all my bags. Day 0 - Arrived at my new cabin lodge. It is so peaceful and quiet here. There a...
7 Nov 2019 1 minute read 2 comments mgaft1
Late at night, the wife, wanting a cigarette, sent her husband to get it. Unfortunately, all the stores were closed (this wasn't in the United States) and the man went to a local bar, hoping to get the cigarette there. He ordered a drink and started...
