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6 May 2019 1 minute read 3 comments Electroneum United
It's been tough lately. I had to take a job as a waiter at Waffle House to pay the bills. I was taking drink orders last night when a woman asked: "May I have a Coke?" "Is Pepsi okay?" I replied. "Is it okay if I pay you in Bitcoin?!" She remarked. "...
6 May 2019 1 minute read 2 comments Electroneum United
Good evening Publish0x folk from far and wide! I am The Bear Market Comedian and today...I made a mistake. Today, I gave financial advice that resulted in a man's death... I was in the line at Subway when the guy in front of me was about to get a foo...
22 Apr 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Electroneum United
The Titanic. What a love story. Too bad I spoiled it for myself by finding out the truth. It is 1912 in the North Atlantic Ocean. The Titanic is sinking while crew and passengers alike struggle to evacuate. "Rose! Get on this floating door!" "Thankyo...
22 Apr 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Electroneum United
I just got back from my local convenience store. I'm a regular there. A Coke and a bag of Doritos. Usually it costs me $3.75...But today...Today would be different. "Tamara! How's work treating you? Did yall get robbed last night? I heard some gunsho...
14 Apr 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Electroneum United
What is going on everybody! I would like to start by saying it is great to be on Publish Zero X. Publish0x team: I know, I know!. The 0x is silent... Just like the reactions my jokes get. Thankyou, thankyou. Believe me, there is plenty more where...
