Splinterlands comedy hour
Splinterlands comedy hour

Splinterlands comedy hour

Hey folks. 👋 My name is Whitney Haverstock and despite my cruel joke of a name, I'm a dude. Boy named Sue situation. Grade school was rough, but I don't begrudge it. Life's horrors served to slant me towards comedy as a coping mechanism. Meh. I'm having fun with it. What else... 🤔 Oh, I just turned 40. Norm Macdonald died on my birthday..😔 He was more than a personal hero, dude was my spirit animal. Whole reason I started doing stand-up a year or so ago. -right before the plague and subsequent fires.


Yikes, sorry about that retard shit... I can explain:

20 Oct 2021 4 minute read 0 comments Whitney John Haverstock

  You see, I was really really high.   I'm glad we cleared that up. You three fuckers who 👎'd that shit.. why, you're absolutely right. I don't begrudge that at all. Pretty fucked up.  The couple a guys what 👍'd that transgressive nonsense, well.....

I got the best possible version of the shittiest card.

8 Oct 2021 5 minute read 1 comment Whitney John Haverstock

Hey you fuckers. 👋 How's it going?😁 I've been away for a bit but I thought I'd pick right back up with the casual swearing. Seems a good format for casual trash mouth filth talk. What can I say, I'm a garbage person. 🤷‍♂️ I emoji for the sake of t...

Oh man. Now THIS is comedy. Check out anti magic white weenie.

28 Sep 2021 3 minute read 0 comments Whitney John Haverstock

Hahaha. The shots just bounced off our boy. My damn tablet has developed quite the delay with the screen-shotting, so I am sorry to say, and this pains me greatly.. I did not capture whatever magic +1 little dude in the back row my opponent had ther...

Hey, help a brother out you honkey ass crackers.

28 Sep 2021 5 minute read 1 comment Whitney John Haverstock

Fuck it.  I'm begging. Consider this me rattling my tin cup here, like Eddy Murphys character in Trading Places. You know, at the beginning of the movie, when he's on that little wheely cart, pretending he's legless. That's ME you see, with a couple...

Fuck you magic builds.

26 Sep 2021 1 minute read 7 comments Whitney John Haverstock

Hahaha. I've cracked the code. Ok, so almost every fuckbag who's picked 'Water' the last .. all the games is probably running that +1 magic fucker. Welp, look out baby! I've got the tools! -(Tenacious D shout out) You put a onna them shield dudes wi...

Couple-a dumb fuckin Splinterlands memes for ya.

25 Sep 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Whitney John Haverstock

These are probably bad but I'm having fun making em.     Here's a larger version of the one from my last post. On there it was accidentally teeny-tiny. I'm really flying by the seat of my pants here..     Ok. Welp. More to come if you folks want em...

What the Hell am I doing?? Why do I suck??

25 Sep 2021 1 minute read 2 comments Whitney John Haverstock

Haha. I'm like your dad or grandpa who calls you to ask how the remote works, with this newfangled crypto stuff. 😅 I suck at it.   One wants to learn though. Oh, hey, btw, when I get 20,000 DEC together I'd like to start a guild in Norm Macdonald's...