Hey folks. 👋 My name is Whitney Haverstock and despite my cruel joke of a name, I'm a dude. Boy named Sue situation. Grade school was rough, but I don't begrudge it. Life's horrors served to slant me towards comedy as a coping mechanism. Meh. I'm having fun with it. What else... 🤔 Oh, I just turned 40. Norm Macdonald died on my birthday..😔 He was more than a personal hero, dude was my spirit animal. Whole reason I started doing stand-up a year or so ago. -right before the plague and subsequent fires.
20 Oct 2021 4 minute read 0 comments Whitney John Haverstock
You see, I was really really high. I'm glad we cleared that up. You three fuckers who 👎'd that shit.. why, you're absolutely right. I don't begrudge that at all. Pretty fucked up. The couple a guys what 👍'd that transgressive nonsense, well.....
8 Oct 2021 5 minute read 1 comment Whitney John Haverstock
Hey you fuckers. 👋 How's it going?😁 I've been away for a bit but I thought I'd pick right back up with the casual swearing. Seems a good format for casual trash mouth filth talk. What can I say, I'm a garbage person. 🤷♂️ I emoji for the sake of t...
28 Sep 2021 3 minute read 0 comments Whitney John Haverstock
Hahaha. The shots just bounced off our boy. My damn tablet has developed quite the delay with the screen-shotting, so I am sorry to say, and this pains me greatly.. I did not capture whatever magic +1 little dude in the back row my opponent had ther...
28 Sep 2021 5 minute read 1 comment Whitney John Haverstock
Fuck it. I'm begging. Consider this me rattling my tin cup here, like Eddy Murphys character in Trading Places. You know, at the beginning of the movie, when he's on that little wheely cart, pretending he's legless. That's ME you see, with a couple...
26 Sep 2021 1 minute read 7 comments Whitney John Haverstock
Hahaha. I've cracked the code. Ok, so almost every fuckbag who's picked 'Water' the last .. all the games is probably running that +1 magic fucker. Welp, look out baby! I've got the tools! -(Tenacious D shout out) You put a onna them shield dudes wi...
25 Sep 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Whitney John Haverstock
These are probably bad but I'm having fun making em. Here's a larger version of the one from my last post. On there it was accidentally teeny-tiny. I'm really flying by the seat of my pants here.. Ok. Welp. More to come if you folks want em...
25 Sep 2021 1 minute read 2 comments Whitney John Haverstock
Haha. I'm like your dad or grandpa who calls you to ask how the remote works, with this newfangled crypto stuff. 😅 I suck at it. One wants to learn though. Oh, hey, btw, when I get 20,000 DEC together I'd like to start a guild in Norm Macdonald's...
