Rorschach's Journal
Rorschach's Journal

Rorschach's Journal

Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in night. Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat and God was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion; bear children, hell-bound as ourselves, go into oblivion. There is nothing else. Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long.


The Long and Rambling Word Salad Issue (A Satire)

19 Sep 2022 5 minute read 0 comments Rorschach's Journal

Long and rambling word salads are a well-known and frequently observed issue on many of the popular blogging sites available on the Web today. Does a decent education and a copy of Strunk and White's Elements of Style offer any reprieve from this sit...

America Uber Alles (and Long live the British Empire's Flag-Shagging Union Jackasses)

17 Sep 2022 6 minute read 2 comments Rorschach's Journal

Patriarchy, Capitalism and systemic racism is not just about skin color. It also has an impact on how one is treated regarding one's place of birth and residence. It doesn't only matter if you have Black, white, yellow or green skin. Where you live i...

What Various Acronyms Mean on Kink Sites

8 Sep 2022 1 minute read 1 comment Rorschach's Journal

Now, before you get butthurt and offer corrections or point out that some of these are problematic, please take a chill pill and realise that this is a joke, not at your expense. Thank you in advance. ABDL: Aromatic, but don't laugh OR Arse buggery...

An Angry Man Ranting: I am willing to love all mankind, except an American

1 Sep 2022 3 minute read 0 comments Rorschach's Journal

Disclaimer: These are not my personal opinions. I only post compositions and/or satirical caricatures of what I find online. Please do not conflate me with the representations I make. I'm no fan of that sad excuse for a country that's about as unite...

Just Because You're a Privileged First World Person, Doesn't Mean Your Problems Aren't Real

23 Aug 2022 7 minute read 1 comment Rorschach's Journal

A friend of mine is always going on about how, because she's a privileged white person living in a First World country, she doesn't deserve certain things because others need them more or that her problems aren't serious enough to be worth dealing wi...