What Various Acronyms Mean on Kink Sites

By Rorschach's Journal | Rorschach's Journal | 8 Sep 2022

Now, before you get butthurt and offer corrections or point out that some of these are problematic, please take a chill pill and realise that this is a joke, not at your expense. Thank you in advance.

ABDL: Aromatic, but don't laugh OR Arse buggery done lovingly
NB: Nunya Beeswax
DD/bg: Dudley Dooright bangin' girls
LGBTQ: Love's gonna be tricky & quirky
Dom: Dirty old man
MILF: Most insecure living female
GILF: Great idea, let's fuck
DS: Definitely sexual
M&S: Male & sexual
BDSM: Better do something memorable! OR Big dick, Suck me
S&M: Slap & moan
YKINMK: You keep insisting no man knows
TLDR: Traditional logic defies reason
STD: Satisfaction's true debt
STI: [Her] Satisfaction's totally irrelevant
DILF: Doesn't indicate lasting friendship
PITWA: Positively insane trolling with assholes [PITWA is a "politics" group on Fratlife. It's mostly an Incel and MAGA hat echo chamber.]
DTF: Doesn't try flowers
OF: Obligated financially
MtF: Modified to Fit
FtM: Finally turned Macho
CNC: Creepy's Not Creepy
BBC: big, bountiful compassion
BBW: Better be wonderful
DP: Definite provider
QoS: Quickly ostracised specimen
PAWG: Probably awful white git

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Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in night. Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat and God was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion; bear children, hell-bound as ourselves, go into oblivion. There is nothing else. Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long.