Make the Jump! Too much information? I have a genuinely stupid habit of checking my crypto wallet before I check my bank account in the morning.
Sometimes I wake up, see a red portfolio and immediately need coffee. Other times I see green numbers and suddenly believe I’ve cracked the financial system!
I’m a social media troll, memelord and DeFi degen, so apparently this is what adulthood looks like. Please don’t judge me... I was here since 2015!
My browser knows what I searched five minutes ago, what I clicked, what I watched and somehow what I was thinking about buying next.
At this point I’m not even hiding from the internet… I’m hiding from the internet hiding from me. Privacy-maxing since Bitcoin was under £100!
Nobody is ever truly honest in a cover letter. So here’s mine! I’ve been in Web3 since 2015. Didn't make it to the top but I had great days in crypto!
I’ve been rugged, learned, built communities, created content, managed campaigns, moderated, organised events and survived more narratives than I care to count.
I don’t pretend to know everything but I show up. I learn fast. I create. I connect people... and I actually care about the projects I work with.
No corporate jargon. No “passionate self-starter” bullshit. Just me, my experience, my network, and a willingness to get shit done.
If you need someone who understands Web3 from the trenches, hire me. 🫡 I don't really look for a job ... Just going through prompts on X
Meanwhile it looks like XReign is making a comeback and now you can spin for real USDT! Check it and tell me if you're lucky!
Now Jumper has this campaign on X where you log and progress with referrals. It may be a pre-TGE thing? What counts? A bigger crew is only part of it.
Who you bring matters too. The rest stays under wraps until the reveal. Now I assume that at one point we will be able to link a wallet...
From there Jumper will analyze bridge volume and activity, and that level you earned throught the years will defo matter on the leaderboard!
The Sequel of my life? Still somehow not rich after years of crypto, NFTs, airdrops, bad trades and somehow surviving every market cycle, I finally unlock the secret ending.
The sequel follows me trying to turn questionable internet decisions into actual wealth, while collecting even more questionable internet decisions along the way.
Same protagonist. Bigger bags. Worse sleep. Absolutely no character development. I am waiting for a win! I want free money like everyone else!
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