Cryptonauts we love you!! the universe will show y'all love for  your duty here in your mighty watch army, laughing our way to freedom of money!! 

What's funny today ?  Well, worldcoin, fer sure!! The iris scanning uniworld Orb loving data buying chitcoin hit the markets today.  How bad is it ? well do we trust Vitalek a little?  ah HA HA TLDR: the more you know, the more ya hate Worldcoin.   Unless you are a hippie with an Orb handing out $$$$ to anyone who will let you scan them!! We know, we tried to be one ah HA HA HA HA!! 

But the FUNNY parts Dave!! OK ya know what's funny ?  Sammy Worldcoin had the press ALL PRIMED UP, paid and ready to pimp for Worldcoin!!

AH ha ha check it!! Bloomberg says "it soared" 

TLDR: ah ha ha SOARED??? 

Fortune was all ready to say it roared TLDR:  wow wait did we miss something?  SOARED?  Today is Monday all over the world right? 

 350 MM market cap Fortune??  ah HA HA HA HA NER NER LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIAR!!!

Who do we believe, the drunk monkey paid off journalists at Fortune, or the mighty Gecko?? Let's check ah HA HA HA HA HA HA HA TLDR:  WHAT liars at Fortune!!   WLD never EVEN TOUCHED a 250 milly market cap!! 

And bloomberg.  Soared.  SOARED !! ah ha ha like a birdy in the sky!! TLDR: ah HA HA HA HA!!  Like a little birdy falling down to die more like!!

Now it's about  11 PM eastern.  The Bloomberg story was released 16 hours ago, so that's like seven or eight AM?   Worldcoin traded for three hours before Bloomberg dropped the story ah HA HA HA HA oh that's so sus!! and EVEN BY THEN, WLD had dropped 30% from the "soaring" peak!! 

Here we see Bloomberg doing a much more professional job with THEIR paid puffery, getting that story OUT while it was still credible!! 

The slack monkees at Fortune were not so agile, probably more hungover.  Oh, they had their story all queued up and ready to run, but they did not push the button until TEN hours ago, so what's that 1PM eastern?  by then WLD was down almost half of how it went up.  It never came CLOSE to 350 MM market cap ah HA HA HA HA. Fortune rushed out the lie but it was already too late!!!  ar ar aro000!! 

So, eat a bag Fortune and Bloomberg, your biases are showing!!   Gotta get those lies out early in the AM, Fortune!!   Hey nobody EVAH said PIMPING WAS EASY!!!! 

We love you people but we gotta crash, LONG day / week / just now / coming!!

Thanks for the referrals, your mighty watch army grows and grows restless for your command!! We RIDE!! 

Peace out

Love 

Dave

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