Cryptonauts we love you!! but we promised someone we would try once a week to figure out the BIG questions: what did we learn this week to make MONEY???
On the micro level! TWT? BZZZZZT!! thanks for playing, try again!! Dear readers will remember when last we tuned in, we were ranting about how great the market looks for exchange coins.
We gave triple A blue chip crypto ratings to BNB and OKB. We gave a single A to UNI. GMX was a top coin in 2022! But we put our heart on our sleeve and some money into TWT. What happened this week with our amazing stock pick!!! We got in around $1.45!! it went up to $1.50!! then dove to today's $1.40, we lose. Hey, it's a two year cap gains time horizon if it's real money anyway!!! So we ride, cuz we are not right.
But what DID we learn? not much, it's right hard to learn us nuthin!!! But the lesson screams out - don't buy the crypto that just FINISHED popping, buy the one that is ABOUT to pop!!
In our case: had we gone with our typing, and our long term desire for conservative, blue chip investments, we woulda picked BNB. Dear readers know all the flak against Binance is bull$#(##(!!! Had we the brains we tried to tell others, THIS would have been our week!! 10% up that is!! 
TLDR: ar ar ar ar ar !!! What about the others in the sector?? OKB managed 2.5% up !! UNI , our single A blue chip DEX, managed 6% up!!
How bout that GMX in our sector, DEX winner of 2022!! Decentralized perpetual 50x leverage for DEGENS SUPREMOES!! Maybe someday we will USE GMX for grins, but for investing? This week GMX is down 5%, down 15% for two weeks, 26% for the month, oooh !! Is that the universe trying to tell us AGAIN !!??! Buy what is ABOUT to pop, not what just popped!!!
We are gonna leave the beer money in TWT, but this week we scrape the coin jar, take some ETH outta the mighty Pub 0x coffers, and put one beer money unit on, wait for it, BNB this week. Yes BNB!!!
AH ha ha ha!! We don't learn, chase the last pop one more time !! and bam here comes our reading music right on cue baby!! TLDR: the real reason we crave conservative investments is to curb the urge to degen gamble. this song reminds us of doing tricks standing on the motorcycle seat with the suicide throttle WFO. It's a simple, easy trick but it was the way Indian Larry died.
STFU lower brain, ack-shu-ally this is a return to our analytical roots, go mainstream, skip the pinkies, stay blue chip diversified blah blah ar ar ar !!!
That's right, baby!!! ON behalf of Binance: #$($& Reuters all to #(@#&#$(& and the horses they rode in on, buckaroos and cowgirls. Reporting about "investigation" with no sources, no filings. This week acting like all these players don't get subpoena's all the $$#(&#$# time as a normal part of bidness, you agitprop @$#(& h-les. #$#($ the media parroting how everyone is worried about Binance, that they have not stated their liabilities (they have) that they will not be able to buy out Voyager (they said they will and they will) it's all a load of hooey. Buy the bad news when it's actually lies against crypto, ar ar ar !!
Disclaimer - we felt the same way several times about Binance, and each time we were wrong!! & don't take stock tips from humor writers who have not currently hung their shingle to advise about investments. & DON"T be a degen levered idiot!! trust us ar ar ar ar ar )))00eeere argh ouch ow ow ow ow OW!
We love y'all, gotta hop, peace out !!
Love,
Dave
