Cryptopeople we love you and adore seeing y'all on the paradigm shifting Publish0x!! Thank you algo for every precious click, it's alllll good.
Sugarfix gifted us today's reading music! And laughed at us for only making it up to 0.03% dust!! TLDR: we love Chaka Khan from her early midwestern roots, the pretty big girls in Michigan always loved her!! But that was before we got to see THIS mad poet
so now we unnerstan the Euro love for Chaka!! Weird tho how clean the dance area is from a Merican POV. NOT in Merica yep, shot in London.
Crawling thru the low-end wreckage of Sugar's wallet, gotta keep moving, eyes on the prize!!! What's today's mind wrecking mass of conceptual libertarianism???
A fresh snapshot, resuming clawing our way UP from Grin.
Bridge Mutual!! What? 0.04% of Sugar's wallet!!
Another gorgeous concept - decentralized, can't be evil, verifiable insurance on the blockchain!! Written on PolkaDOT!!! We LOVE IT!!
Insurance is often a giant scam. Witness the case: someone sells someone an insurance policy for something, ok fine. Then everyone trades it to everyone else in a giant ring at Llloyd's of London. THEN, they all sell the overpriced, tired retread to nicky new guy. THEN, the system goes bankrupt in a crisis and everyone clucks why, why why?? Please dear god SOMEONE disrupt the insurance market!!!
TLDR: or, maybe someone else. Or BMI, but not just yet ar ar!
BEPRO - hey THERE's a snappy name!! GoPro and BePro!! Ooohhh, BEPRO is Web3, talk sexy to us baby, lie to us if ya HAVE to ar ar ar!!
Wow, BEPRO website looks fun - they enable protocols to post features for devs, along with fat juicy payment coins locked to be released by the blockchain!! TBF, they do use the word "Discription" on their home page, but that's OK, cuz CODE IS LAW. LOVE the concept, long may they roll!! The chart envelope please:
TLDR: OH its another 98% downer. Also another that any fool that bought in 2020 mighta had a GOOD time!!! Hmm......NEXT!
UBIX. Old UBIX network, no us neither. UBIX Network is a/ uses DAG, Directed Acyclic Graphing. Some neural network approach for generating staking nodes on the fly for speed! New ETH is a DAG! UBX is a multi-chain hybrid network, with dapps and a strange 0.1% airdrop of UBX to UBX holders every day, what?? Chart plz well, the UBX started in 2020, still up 500% from then! But another 99% loss from the ATH.
Dust dust in the wind!!!???
Pirate chain!! ARRRRRRRR!! At last, talk like a pirate day me hornswogglers!!! Finally an altcoin we have all heard of. Gotta love all privacy coins really, hey how the $##(* is Iron Fish doing? Here's the ARRRRRR ar ar ar chart, ar, mateys
TLDR: Arrrrgh. argh argh argh. That just looks like insider trading to us, man, WTH really. BTW, Iron Fish, the hipster privacy coin funded by A16Z & others for 27 million, is on the testnet now.
QREDO. QRDO. Well, they can't ALL be really good names now CAN they. QRDO has a good looking value prop. A trustless distributed custodial system that can never be hacked. They have real investors/partners, coinbase, nexo!!
TLDR: and right now, QRDO has a sad looking dusty graph!!
NEXT!!! JUST. JST. nice name!! Oh no, wait, it's JUST like Justin Sun!!! It's governance for USDJ, oho THERE"s a vanity brand!!! JST runs a decentralized stablecoin on TRON, of COURSE it does aha ha ha!! It's a coin that never went down, sort of...
hmm dunno. It would depend on Justin's wardrobe.
KAVA!!?? Again ? oh wait not HARD KAVA, just KAVA. Doesn't matter, the story and even the graphs remain the same, interchangeable really.
NANO. XNO. Don't like the ticker XNO. XYES or forget it!! NANO is coolish tho, it's a green blockchain focused on payments to the unbanked, it's a top 250 coin, 98% down from ATH but still has 100mm market cap
TLDR dusty.
Handshake!!! a catchy name, HNG. HNS is supposed to replace DNS for domain naming, instead of being controlled by a neck beard somewhere, domain names are auctioned every two weeks. OK ya someone's gotta disrupt the old system in a way that still works!! Chart plz:
Ohh, that's dusty, that's dry, if the whole world was under water that last drift downward from July this year ? THAT would STILL be DRY DRY DRY.
These concepts are supercool!! These charts are foul. We will dream of alty coins with mysterious ways, and keep climbing to the REAL coins REAL SOON now, we promise!!! wow, JUST had the best chart tonight ah ha ha !!
We love you, take crazy good care of yourselves. LIke, para military fascist crazy good care!!!
Peace out, stay tuned,
love
Dave