Cryptonauts, you KNOW you are the BEST, and WE LOVE YOU!!! & that's so easy to do. Thank you for every click here on the Publish0x. We need y'all. The bad from crypto is coming in the form of CBDCs, mankind needs y'all help to prevent utter, screaming, constant fiat abuse. Whew thass a mouthful we need reading music OK TLDR: that harmonica !!!
It's another funny old week in crypto ah HAH it still hurts. The funniest thing is we would all be a lot happier if Sammy Fried had just run like the wind as did most of his employees. If Sammy was on the lammy with Kyle & Su & D'oh, the world would be a happier place . Instead we have to listen to his carefully crafted lies. And the lies of the media creating his puff pieces, Oh Sammy we know your lawyers said not to TALK to us, oh so brave n good.
AIIEEE there's gotta be better funnies out there!!! wellp Sammy dumped a billion into crypto mining, that's about as funny as ya get!! nah better, we need better
hhmmmm Well Larry Fink from Blackrock said MOST crypto firms will fold, that's pretty funny!! Wishful thinking since Blackrock heavily competes against most crypto firms, ar ar ar!!! But yeah, over 50% that's better than the dot bomb winter and spring
Nah, bigger funnies. We got THIS:
Even insult humor at this point!! 
TLDR: whatever motly crew of -ssholes working for Jack these days decided it would be a good idea to copyright Web5. OMG, the conceit and the arrogance, but really the shallowness. We shall copyright truth, justice and the pursuit of happiness!!!
Jack's TDB, the BTC wing of Block or Square or whatever stupid name (TBD? Jezz that's a WEAK, weak name) backed off. It's still funny. We are cheering for web3 here on a web2.5 platform!!! But wait wait WTF is Web4 ???? And, of course, without having a CLUE of what Web5 means!!! -still a heartfelt FU lofted to Jack & TBD for copyrighting our Web5 before ANYONE knows what it is.
wait really WTF is Web4? It's AI, right? no it's computer driven!! Symbiotic!! no that's web3. Humans AND AI ya right wait what IS web5? Ah ha ha ha!! Web5 is supposed to be Web3 that WORKS ar ar ar, you actually have control over your data. Well then, that's what we were promised in Web3 right? Do you have a map?
Gotta be warmup funnies somewhere AH YAS here we go: 
TLDR: spit the truth Brian baby. Yes, look, saying Sammy should be in the BIG HOUSE is a THING!!! Let's take a POLL AH HA HAH !!!! Mikey Luna? Whaduya say, Mikey?? 
TLDR: BADA boom!!!
What was funny this week - oh ya the EU bank saying BTC is dead, long live our soon to be here CDBCs!!! 
written by lifer central bankers who never held a real job ever. That was funny!! Have a bag full, ECB!!
But after the tsunami, the people start rebuilding on the beach. Too soon?? nah, about right ah ha ha ha ha
love it!! Ya KNOW he has the source code backed up TIGHT and knows which devs to bring along on his coat tails!!! Prediction: Brett GETS it!!
Gotta sleep crypto people. We love you, take care of yourselves.
Peace out,
love,
Dave
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