Crypto lovers, we love you!!! & crypto, & the funnies, and Saint Igor for putting up with our shenanigans here on the unending lovefest of the Publish0x!!

In a sign of divine guidance, there was no crypto in Monday's FT and we once again accidentally reviewed today's paper already.  & we WILL be multiple margaritas to the wind by the time TOMORROW's FT comes out, so let's do some more FUNNIES for Saint Valentines day instead YAY!!!  Saint Val loves us!!! 

Warmup funnies: 

We did not notice it, been busy slinging a biz plan with the wife.  But apparently the total market cap of crypto went under a trillion!! OMG chicken little THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING!!!  Its a BRUTAL BEAR MARKET!!!!! TLDR:  IT'S WAR!!! It's all PLUNGING!!!   RED CHARTS!!! BLACK BTC!!! BTC DIVING UNDER 22K!!

OMFG are we gonna be able to pay RENT next month??? WTF we gonna DO!???! 

Oh, wait, CoinGecko says BTC is up,  ETH is up 5% market cap is 1.08 trillion.   AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!  Hey Forbes, we wanna picture of a, dunno, GOLDEN bitcoin on a BRIGHT GREEN background!!! C'mon, it's a HOLIDAY baby!!! We are talking bout love love love!!! 

YEAAAAA BABY!! we got yer reading music right here, Saint Valentine's day lovers!! For you for us for crypto!! From the album LalalalovesongsTLDR: tho we really loved the album title  but ya we gotta grow up.  Or not, our dad is still Peter Pan ing away....  furthermore  Bra-bop-mm, da-bap-bop-mm-day
Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do, mm-mm-mm-mm hey, hey!!! Look into your heart and you'll find love, love, love, love...

Ahh... that's better.  Where were we ?  It's funny, CZ is all honey badger about Paxos BUSD.  He was not making that much money from it anyway!!! Does Gary think this will crush crypto!??!?? AH HA HA HA HA!!! CZ's been through a LOT worse from a LOT worse people!!! TLDR: whatever, ya think honey badger will care??   Binance withstood a TWELVE BILLION dollar withdrawal late last year!!! It's OK, Bloomberg says their revenues were around ten billion!!! The last year they stated profits was back in 2020, a BILLION dollars in  clean sweet profit!!!  CZ's parents don't have to flee the country, nor does his exchange.  It's all GOOD so!! ar ar ar !! it's ALL relative innit!! 90 day chart on BNB is still green baby green!! 

We need BIG funnies!! Here's one!! The US had Silvergate on the ROPES!!!!  George SOROS was shorting the CHIT outta them !! Ruh-roh!! Lookit THIS!!! TLDR: Silvergate is the MOST SHORTED STOCK OF ALL!!!  Last week not looking good for the crypto banking pioneer, Soros broke the UK and many many others.... 

but then, it turns out BlackRock, Citadel, State Street, all KINDA big players own Silvergate!!  Now, you know memestonk crypto monkees know how to say SHORT SQUEEZE!!! 

SHAZAM  Silvergate stock went up 40% that week!! The shorts lost 630 MILLION!!!   AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!  SIlvergate is currently up 20% YTD!!! 

Cryptonauts, we LOVE YOU !! we gotta go drink marg's with the love of our life (besides y'all, crypto & jokes) !!  Wish us luck, we wish y'all luck!! St. Val's day out can turn ugly in a moment as anyone who ever worked at a restaurant knows!!  Our personal favorite:  one year a girl at the next table over started shouting " you brought me here to BREAK UP!!!!!???!!! "  ar ar ar not gonna happen.  Well, not from OUR side anyway!! 

Peace out, love n flowers

Dave