Crypto cyber punks, loving you is easy cuz yer beautiful!! and love you we do!! thank y'all for every precious snappy click here on the strong right arm of the superlative Publish0x. We appreciate it!! 
Out and about from the FT looking for funny crypto!!
Contenders: Gary's social media advisors did a focus group on what celeb Gary should attack to raise his name recognition in his powermad drive to be head of the Treasury!! All of his twitter team agreed - pick on Kim Kardashian, Gary, you can kick her and she will just move on, no downside. Except for the SEC employees who are calling BS on Gary's grandstanding press releases - THAT ain't SEC style!!! Gary approached CNBC, the bigwigs are supposed to let the staffers get the limelight!!
It's the most funny that Korea froze another 40MM of D'ohs money, funnier still he says it's not his, which makes it HILARIOUS THAT NOONE ELSE said hey, WTF, that's MINE!! Lie on D'Oh! Make jokes about the feds "flexing!!" Say "hope they use it for good" who would say THAT if it WAS someone else's money!! Brag about how you are too busy to trade!! Busy hiding, maybe. Or, like the Winklevoss twins, too busy building to talk to the law AH HA HA HA ya right.
There's monkey biz going on in Zcash. What a butthead, someone is using the low gas fees to clog up the zcash blockchain to triple size, estimates are it's costing them 10$ a month. The funny question - who is it? Is it a privacy coin competitor?? or is it SABOTAGE from OFAC / treasury!! cmon that's funny, Pass the popcorn!!
Hah!! y'know, we thought it might be Monero doing the dirty to Zcash. THEN, we thought hey, Fluffy Pony has gone to the big house, so no. But BeinCrypto thinks maybe yes, that's funny, great minds in the same groove 
Bam there it is!! But it's even funnier, once you read the tweet accusing Monero, but wait Dan scans like a glowie. Yean, Dan works for Ofac!! 
We can't find a long history of Dan the man sharing crypto insights, just saying. We reread a bunch of Dan's tweets. He was all no coiner for a long time, dumping on Bitcoin, then suddenly he's all interested in Zcash what?? don't like it.
Flamewars are always funny, here's Monero agreeing, urinating on Zcash from a great and lofty height: 
Ok, THAT'S funny. Yeah!
All that tweeting reminds us!! Saifedean Ammous is hilarious!! the first time through, we got Andreas, but this time around, Saifedean is our boy. He is laughing at Keynesnians everywhere all the time. He is king hell Austrian school of econ leading to BTC.
In our mind, Saifedean dispelled the myth that BTC was a gummint project!! The Alice and Bob problem set existed in crypto long before any gummint paper cited it. The visuals, and the moral decay shown and referenced are VERY funny FOR ALL TIME!!
It's funny - internationally the last shall be first, and except for MAYBE the US, the first shall be last. Crypto will survive a NUCLEAR winter like humanity and cockroaches, man 
Binance is legal here, they are legal there, they are legal everywhere. All your bases are ours, how you like me NOW UK????
It's VERY funny, really. in a separate article, Chainalysis sez MENA ( middle east and north africa! ) are leading in crypto uptake.
Please let this be a meme on the way down - the Law of the Horse
tl`dr for a golden moment lawyers thought crypto would put them out of a job. Then they remembered that lawyers got MORE work when the horseless carriage arrived. spare us this lawyer agitprop, please go away NOW!
It's funny, Louisiana relies on oil and gas, so they just pulled 3/4 of a billion in AUM away from Blackrock for ESG policies that hurt Louisiana. Now people are clamoring for Louisiana to put 5% of that in bitcoin!! Well, it's only Canadians saying that, so we doubt Baton Rouge will listen, but nice try!!
What else is a joke?? Ripple, the chit coin of the century, now may be crypto's last best hope against too much regulation!!
It's VERY funny, the WSJ and the FT are always going on about don't do CRYPTO, do things like invest in a basket of fine wines!!! Yeah, cause put all your money in something that could be drunk in a lost weekend party, that's smart. But NOW it's funny FLASKO is here !! 
There ya go FT, we all know yer all alkys. Have crypto fun!!
Nothing is better than pics of fugitives and handcuffs. We always liked one Texas Ranger woman in Roundtop, famous for her pink handcuffs and pink handled .45. Can you imagine waking up in the drunk tank wearing pink handcuffs, can you say die of embarrassment. 
ETH doesn't even KNOW how to stop baby 
THAT's a laugher!!
Wait wait did we mention Saifedean is a BEAST!!! Why yes, yes we did. 
But we saved that one for the end, cause we love ya!!
gotta sleep on the road tomorrow AM again
Peace out
Love
Dave
one more (sad) joke! our virgin ambassador link: https://www.publish0x.com?a=WZdPKv2bKg
Once again, my love
Feel your warm embrace, my love
Don't throw our love away
Please don't do me this way
Not happy like I used to be
Loneliness has got the best of me
My love, my baby love
I need you, oh how I need you
Why you do me like you do?
After I've been true to you
So deep in love with you
Baby, baby (baby)
Ooh, till it's hurtin' me
Till it's hurtin' me
Ooh, baby love
Don't throw our love away
