some funny crypto news July 10th

By Dave Sawyer | Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto ! | 11 Jul 2023

Cryptonauts we love ya!! It is a thing of joy and beauty forever to ride with y'all in your mighty watch army!! The Crypto Dawn awaits!!

What's funny? Well, even if the world goes BTC ETFs, we don't think rogue governments will ! THEY will want the real thing!! So there's hope ah ha HA HA! ok wait not that funny.... yes it is...

warmup funnies - dear readers know Bitcoin magazine is, like microdosing at work. (*&*(& they are tripping b-lls really ah HA HA HA HATLDR: just say no, THANKs, to whatever drug has Kev trying to mansplain how Bitcoin violates the laws of thermodynamics on the regular!! ah HA HA HA HA no Kev it just SEEMS that way compared to Fiat!!! ar ar ar ooo00000!!!

Bigger funnies, still BTC mag - don't worry, BTC can handle all the viral load of Ordinals, LTC will pick up the slack.

TLDR: the REAL threat is paper bitcoin BTC mag wakey wakey!!

Bigger badder funnier funnies!! This one is tragedy for those who feel, comedy for those who think - like always ar r ar.

Here in tragicomic form, we see Grayscale, still pretending that anyone thinks the SEC is driven by, or even vaguely listens to LOGIC

TLDR: Grayscale, of COURSE it makes no sense to approve a leveraged BTC ETF BEFORE a spot BTC ETF

Ah HA HA HA HA because the reasons and thought patterns of the SEC are NOT what they SAY THEY ARE!! Imagine a reghammerer, not just of space, but of time itself... and that reg wants to delay the rise of BTC as long as possible. The power of the gummint - better believe what we TELL ya ah ha ha ha ha!!

Times are changing Grayscale!! Y'all know!! here's some Lagwagon reading music to help understandTLDL sha LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA DEEE DA!!! oh yea sweet baby it's the Cali to italy pipeline!! notice the subtle differences in how the bouncer throws the slam dancers off. Then culture clash !!! AND THEN ONE OF THE BAND TRIES TO THROW THE BOUNCER OFF AH HA HA HA HA

OK Watch Army thanks for the tour we LOVE YOU!! Take awesome good care we NEED YOU!!! You YOU you do you member when?? La di da just like THAT!!!

keep those recruits coming in !! Thanking you!!

Peace out sleep tight

love

Dave

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Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!

Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!