funny crypto July 13


Cryptonauts, we love you !!As your mighty watch army saddles up at Igor's shoreline, we sing & drink!!  Today is a special day!!  but first  Quick warmup funnies!!  72add598cc1a2737d885d08f2cbb20dd994f872f93d4278b6815ad2c2581261a.png

8e2e6f15142475ad81236564663338a7fdd8b1db6fa31dcd59948c09d1e2caa3.png!! TLDR AH HA HA HA HA!!!   Lookit this  blowhard Rohit at Temasek!! He has been there twenty years as lead tech investor.  & All he did with crypto was to give Sammy a quarter billy and lose it ALL!!!  & now the idiot says he has never had a desire to invest in crypto.  Well, that just makes you a VERY bad tech investor!! Run the math!! When FLORIDA MAN ah ha ha HA HA was the first one to buy some pizzas with BTC, they were worth .0041 cents??  Flash to today, and Rohit missed out on an investment that STOMPED the record of the nearest competitor ( probably NVIDA stocks. ) VERY bad investment manager !! NAE BISCUIT!!! 

 

but anyway, a SPECIAL day!! Davy!! 

 The tide has turned on the SEC's freaking madness, the rule of law in Merica looks promising!!  What did Brad say?  " RIGHT SIDE OF THE LAW!!"  "RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY!!"   c8d6c48d2bcc7db29ec36a63d7cf80325659a73edc98b4df1c18d41a3556e51d.png TLDR ah HA HA HA HA!! Gary basically lost his first lawsuit!! Blood was spilled into the water and all the sharks popped up 10% or more!!!   We have been resisting playing anything like this but sor reee its only 41 seconds TLDR:hey we don't care about CEO Brad, what about CLO the LEGAL beagle!! HE da MAN!!! Stuart!! yeaaaaaa what does he have to say for himself??  about today?? 

0a662f28ee7d01a4e3ebd0ac858a75febc80327c98e71d22f9fecae7903c5b79.pngTLDR: and this is funny, because the SEC claimed a win too!! ah HA HA HA HA!!   The judge said Ripple ain't a security on the exchange, but y'all can continue to litigate the ICO.    Gary said this proved it was a violation and Howey act rules!! & everyone else said geez, STFU Gary, take the L, now we are just feeling bad for you man. ar ar ar ar o000000!!!

 

Yeaahhh baby and the funnies are gonna keep coming in happy camper pro crypto lawyerland.  

Binance is lawyering up in a way that can only be described as... majestic ah HA HA HA HA HA!!  Bring it ON gummint!!  Binance has hired SEC enforcement directors, Justice Department prosecutors, the freaking top money laundering lawyer in the world, once an acting federal deputy A.G.!!!   ALL STAR!!! ALL SINGING ALL DANCING!! AH HA HA HA HA a1dec3480d9bc35bdd8e7a890922270c7cb4d25d217b1cd8fcba69b6ed5019f8.pngTLDR: seriously!! CZ hired top talent from all the best law firms in the nation!!  We don't even understand how big a hiring move this was!!!  what did we say majestic?  wait do we have 1:07 left ? TLDR:  for CZ's lawyers about to rock we SALUTE YOU!!!! 

And THEN, CZ hired the king hell woman lawyer and let HER hire everyone else she wanted to ah HA HA HA !! The story the bad crypto news press gang whipped up about the old lawyer leaving is NOTHING.   Ya know what that was?   AH HA HA HA HA0db7e47df159f9289938217afe558beb9069ba21e5588115bca3f20c277474b9.pngTLDR: ar ar ar aroo00000000!!! 

the truth is all the money laundering cases against Binance PALE next to Wachovia's crimes, and they got a slap on the wrist.  and all the rest are ticky tack. 

Case law is a THING when you got the big money lawyers to back it up!!   No easy victories against Binance NOW baby!!!  & where did we come in?  the tide has TURNED!!

Take care of yourselves, mighty watch army brothers and sisters!! Things will get more interesting now!!   We need you fit and ready!!  We love y'all so much you have no idea!! 

Peace out, 

Love

Dave

 

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!

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