Cryptonauts we know you should know we LOVE YOU!! Thanks for lifting mankind up baby!! Your mighty Watch Army awaits your command!! Igor hath let loose the journo dawgs of joy!! We RIDE!!
Warmup funnnies - maybe finally Zimbabwe will go with crypto?? Maybe huh?
Bitcoin magazine pumping the funk: Now we KNOW we have already all laughed a lot at Zimbabwe. 
TLDR: but there is STILL fresh fiat funnies coming out!! Dear readers know we think black market forex rates are funny!! Like, what does it even MEAN when the local dollar goes from 4k per USD to 7K per USD OVER NIGHT THIS YEAR??? AH HA HA HA 
TLDR: like maybe, just maybe, using dead cats as currency could not be much WORSE ah HA HA HA
OK leave Zimbabwe alone. Stop it now!! Not fair!! Reading music then TLDR: really, the reading music is for THIS story!! FREEDOM!!
This is a SUPER funny story but ya gotta zoom WAY out for the laughs!! 
TLDR: bitcoin magazine keepin the home fires BURNING baby!!
This is a hilarious story. Sweet little innocent Custodia just wanted a simple master account. The process is usually a rubberstamp that takes five days, but Custodia's hung for, ya know, two years. ah HA HA HA HA!! ooh that's funny but it hurtz.
When Custodia whinged, they got a hard no. Even funnier!!
But the times they are a changing!! Custodia is in the free state of Wyoming. Now we were sad years ago to see states' rights fading, but they are roaring back now. & Wyoming has some wild ideas about how banks could be not just fractional reserve risky houses of cards, poorly managed highly leveraged bond funds with client services attached ah HA HA HA!!! Why Custodia set themselves up to be the SAFEST BANK EVER!! Making all the other banks LOOK BAD!!! 
More importantly, Custodia has had it, no more mr. nice guy, it's lawyers and money time!! LOADS of funny details coming. Sammy's MOONSTONE bank got THEIR charter!! While OLD school banks are PROTECTED!! Looks & smells fishy as $(&$#$(#*& !!
Pass the popcorn!! Custodia's gonna take Jay Powell under oath!! & the ex Fed Reserve head Esther!! Embarrassing emails a comin!! FREEDOM to duke it out with the gummint in a court of law!!
It's a great time to be alive mighty watch army!! Your services are needed now more than EVAH!! Take care get to bed by three we love you!!
Please keep those recruits coming in!! Thanking you!!
Peace out
Dave
