Cryptonauts we love you!! There's plenty to laugh about as bitcoin stays over 28K!! Let's get to it!!
Dear readers know we like to warm up with positive funnies!! We laughed at Gnat West for slightly restricting flow out to crypto. Doesn't mean CHIT!! AR AR AR !!! Y'know what DOES?? 
Crypto is eating the world, no matter WHAT our fiat would be overlords have to say!!! Which gives us reading music!!!
POSITIVE funnies!!! hey the superbulls are BACK BABY !! Story after story!! but here's the best
TLDR: Balaji is betting a MIL that BTC will hit a MIL like REALLY FREAKING SOON!!! Even we think he's nuts, but WTF do we know?? A big old public bet right there on the blockchain!! WOWSA!!!
On the OTHER hand - Hey Kids!! Ya wanna see a real CHITCOIN!!!
TLDR: oh wait, that's not a chitcoin!! it's the second largest Swiss bank!! AH HA HA HA HA!! t's funny, the Swiss need to pump another 30 erm 50 erm 100 billion in for liquidity!! Even funnier, in 2021 they had three trillion AuM!! just last year, 900 BILLION in assets!!
WHO was PUMPING this chitoin!!! Was it BITBOY??? Ar ar ar !!
We know who's after it now ?? ah aha HA HA HA!! Dear readers know - when a better chitcoin is born, JUSTIN SUN will be there!! 
TLDR ar ar ar ar arrrooo000000!!
Even funnier tho - dear readers remember laughing over how your money in the bank is NOT YOURS!! The feds can keep it and dilute it!! Well now, it turns out YOUR STOCK is not yours EITHER!! The Swiss are changing the law so that no one gets to VOTE THEIR SHARES!! WHY?? it's funny!!
But the funnies don't stop THERE, the laughs from the collapse of fiat are just getting STARTED!!! 
TLDR: the facial expression of a man who should no longer be trusted with his car keys!!
TLDR: Bitcoin laughs heartily!!!
Though Bitcoin does not laugh alone - there's rich dad laughing TOO!!
There's only one thing to say here!!! 
TLDR: ya want that list by priority or alphabetically ar ar ar ar oooOOOOOOO!!
Oh man, so much funnies this week!! Ripple has HAD IT with the SEC's shenanigans!!! 
TLDR: we believe you Brad!! Godspeed!!!
Our gummint - and the UK gummint - are not alone in being laughably against crypto. India is a top five crypto loving country in this world!! Meanwhile, on paper, it's kinda illegal ar ar ar !! & so we have THIS clown: 
TLDR: the central banks caused inflation. Inflation crashed SVB. Quick blame it on crypto what WHAT WTF??? to which there is ONLY ONE THING to say!!!
TLDR: ar ar ar ar !!!
In other funnies, Gary might be not going to win all his court cases. See Brad above!! So, what is an unelected powermad bureaucrat to do to further his personal war against crypto ?? Operation chokepoint!! 
TLDR: it's a time honored tradition- unconstitutional, illegal, but effective!! Harass the legal, regulated players in whatever you are trying to stop without doing it the right way!!
Yep, even Barney Frank is spitting the truth on this one!!! 
PLUS, Barney said that the Feds will only allow non-crypto banks to buy defunct banks!!! How do we know that's true?? BECAUSE THE FEDS DENIED THE STORY !!! AR AR AR AR !!
We love y'all! So many others we wanted to laugh at but we gotta pass out!!!
Peace out,
love
Dave
PS PLEASE refer a pal!! we need another 25 watch army members to hit 1,000!!!
Love,
Dave
