Cryto people we love you !!! Cause we know you are doing the RIGHT THING!! Like checking out the latest word on the mighty mighty Publish0x!!
HAH we are free, FREE we tell you from the FT's stuffy stiff upper lip, BIS pimp pimp, hanging on in quiet desperation hoping crypto will just go away!!! Here for reading music we have two minutes and eight seconds of a great punky love song so read fast!!
What funnies does the open ledger blockchain world give up these last couple days?? It's pretty clear!!
It's Hacktober vs. Uptober!!
On the left!! Weighing in with this week's 15 million Finance hack!! 
On the right!! Weighing in with ETH's 21% RIP up!! and BTC's 7.2% rise up for the month!!! We have the traditional month of Uptober!!! 
Verdict: it's a knockout!!! Uptober WINS in a KO and most of the judges as well!! Want proof? All the biggest crypto hacks in the world for all time were around 600MM, all of the hacks together probably would not make 3 billion, that's a figure that's used. Hacks this month?? a fraction of that. But UPTOBER???? UP UP AND AWAAAAAYYY TOBER!!! Yippie kai yay, crypto winter is OVAH!!! 
Read em and laugh, crypto lovers!! Uptober came in at 979 billion total crypto market cap!! And came OUT today ( might be more lol) at 1,044 billion!! That's 65 BILLION up, 6% in one month!! Laugh off those hacks!!! All the hacks in the world DWARFED by just this month's rise!!!
CRYPTO WINTER IS OVER!!! Pick yer blue chips, choose yer chitcoins, let's get ready to rumblee!!!!!
Wow, outside of the FT, the crypto good news is so vast, yes, it's FUNNY!!! China had a huge first mover advantage, then they banned BTC 100% criminal now. But DID THEY?? They still provide more hashrate than anyone except Merica!! And now HK looks at Sing and says hold my tsing dao!! 
Hmmm.. One country, many systems. The graph shows Japan, and oddly, Mongolia ( probably a fence for banned Chinese players ) grabbing all the crypto volume whilst China tanks!!!
Hey, that's funny!! dear readers know that Japan was giving a big fat Japanese "yes" to the SEC!! Yeah yeah yeah (#(*$#&* no!!) in lower east sider slang!! In japanese "Yes Gajin, I understand your question but you thinking I will comply is laughable!!!" To the SEC's attempts at remotely reghammering the Japanese ( / Kamchatka (possibly Russia) miner bitcoin trading. )
How it started, how it's going, looks good for Tokyo!!!! In other good funny news, the crypto regs in Japan, locked for years, now said they will scrap it all!! But WILL they??? ar ar ar
It's funny, dawgs are laughing ar ar ar arooooooOOO!!! 
TLDR: Elon managed to close Twitter ( with CZ's buyin) without selling any of his meme coin Doge !!! 31% up for the dawgs!!! The DOGE just thumped Cardano for sixth place of all cryptos!!! AH HAH HA HA HA !! If ya can't run with the big doges, stay the hell on the porch Cardano!!!!!
WAIT AH HAH HAH HAH !!!
OMG!!! Stop it hurts!! Someone ask Vitalek which is less stupid quick!!!
It's funny!! Jeffery Yass, SIG founder, was smart enough to give Kucoin 10MM early on, man THAT paid off! Susquehanna International Group is big fun!! Jeff started betting online gambling, then hit the markets, then built SIG out to a massive empire of all kinds of quant tech fun!! We always loved SIG as they DID pay up for tech. Now, Jeffers just topped Sammy and Elon for most crypto given to politics!! 
TLDR: to the Crypto Freedom Pac. The name alone is worth 100 BTC !!!! We love it!!
OK this is funny cool as $#(&$! funny! 
TLDR: finally we are getting SOMETHING in space!! Mankind may never make it fully off planet, but CRYPTO will!!! Cryptosat raised seven figures to build their own satellites with verifiably true services, starting with delay services and an actually random random number generator. Noice. Schweeeet!!!! Yes baby YES!!!
OK, this is funny, took a minute to sink in. By now everyone knows that Vitalek just dunked on GOLD which is funny!!
This is a laugher, Vitalek could have just said "duh!!" Much funnier to point out gold has no multisig wallets!!! And must have trusted parties, and WOW gold has less adoption than crypto??? Ah hah hah!! Wait THAT's not true - Gold total market cap is about 11 trillion, 10x on crypto, everyone knows that - OH WAIT!!!
Bernstein, link below, says only ONE trillion in gold is held as investments like BTC, that's closer. Nah, THAT's not it... Vitalek must be saying over 4% of the people in the world now hold crypto!!! Do 4% of everyone we know own gold?? Only if you count rings.. But that's funny, we thought crypto had to go 10x to beat gold in the future!!! Most of the gold is supposedly in the US Fed, then in Switzerland, then the IMF, so maybe...
The idea of Vitalek dunking on gold is funny, but the question was asked!! Really Vitalek should be dunking on the big boys, say like the GB pound sterling!!! Step up big V!!!!
While we are in twitterland!!! Willy Woo , like Plan B, misfired on projections but is a smart funny OG. Willy sez ETH chose being an app platform over competing with BTC for store of value. That's funny, Willy:
Ya missed the Wall Street answer!! Why not choose BOTH!!! Eth will crank on BTC as a store of value by BEING an app hotbed!! Ah ha ha ha !!!
Dear readers know there is a cloud formation called proof of god where the sun breaks through. There's a variation on the proof of god, the hand of god:
But when WE are looking out for a proof of heavenly oversight, this is what WE see:
Poetic justice!!! Karma and all!! Justice is served!! It's funny!!
OK crypto people, we love you!! Goodnight whenever that is!! Take care of yourselves, we need y'all!! If you stay up for three days, ya gotta sleep for three days!!!
Peace out,
love
Dave
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