Cipherpunks, we love you!! Cryptonauts, the future of humanity thanks you, and the sleek Publish0x we all ride in on! Dang it was great to see the first Heavy launch in four years
!!! We just wanna whinge about the FT, but the algo wants funnies. We unnerstand, man, we do, we KNOW!!!
We never noticed Coin Rivet before, now we will try hard to avoid them!!! Crypto Watch for SCAM deathpools rocks on!! Big Eyes is rollin the score. 
TLDR: man we read another hard vacuum content free article: Big eyes has a wallet!! Buy some!! Big eyes is a cat not a dog!! WTF for SHAME Coin Rivet Big eyes must not be paying enough per word
We missed some big funnies in the twitter wars
What's the excuse? Sorry, can't go out tonight, gotta stay home and wash my Twitter blue check application over and over. Gone now lol!!
Santander bank blocks all outgoing transfers to crypto exchanges in the UK this week!! 
That's hilarious!! Why? Cause Santander is going Marxist, GROUCHO Marks ist! Santander is HUMPING crypto in latin america 24/7!! 
Bada boom!! The old bad jokes are the BEST!!!
Whoa, this is funny!! All the agitprop we read made it sound like Mica is LAW!! Now we learn they have to vote on it one more time!!
This vote was supposed to be next month, it just rolled a quarter away!! Very funny!! Smart, but funny!! Does Paris want to kill BUSD? Will BUSD qualify as a EU local stablecoin for the Mica BS?? ? It wlll if it can & is given some time, THAT would be funny!!
Wow THIS is funny!! 
TLDR: James gamed Silk Road's weak systems and withdrew a lot more btc than he put in.
The feds raided James house, he must not have seen them coming!! LOOKIT his stash it's HILARIOUS!!!
TLDR: Busy busy man!!! We did not even know what Casascius coins WERE!!! WOWEEEE!! Zhong musta had some some ten btc and maybe even a 100btc Casascius coins!! 
OK THIS, this is a fiat funny- heres an ATM in Lebanon>. Where the fiat tanked 95% since summer 2019. Now everyone uses nothing but Tether. Not USDC, LOL!!! 
Moving along, Sammy says peace n love!! Even to CZ, who maybe just tried to tank FTX!! Dear readers remember Binance was cold as a shark to all the other stablecoins on their exchanges!!
TLDR: CZ was also mad at Sammy for quietly lobbying against centralized finance what what??? SAMMY!!! Don't know, when we chase THAT quote, it's all spin. Sammy is accused of telling the SEC to worry about DEXs, instead of HIS CEX!!! OK, maybe... dunno. But CZ was crabby, funny crabby!!
make love & blockchain!! That's a funny, Sammy! Ahh just out of context AGAIN!!
Heres the real deal 
TLDR: CZ, just like us, thought that Binance risk management on Luna was very funny!! Ar ar ar !! But there's his hidden lobbyist hack.
Crypto Watch stated Sammy was over exposed recently, right? He's fading to black and white now!!!!
The REAL funnies are the twitterati trying to stir up feuds every where all the time!!
Nah, ok, the real fun is making fun of the powerful!!! Dirty Bubble Media does a GREAT hack job on Sammy: 
TLDR: FTX's coin FTT is tres shakey, it only lives in circular flow between a few wallets, why??? When ya dig, Sammy owns a bunch of vicious chitcoins, often in huge quantities overwhelming the market cap seen on Coin Gecko. Obviously a giant pile of illiquid crap that would turn to nothing if ya had to sell it, right?
Maybe not, Sammy's CEO responds that FTX paid back most of the seven billion in loans, and has another ten billion in SOMETHING that was not shown on the balance sheet that freaked out CZ. But it's WAY more fun to headline FTX going down ya??
OK gotta sleep! Peace out!
Love,
Dave
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