Cryptonauts we HOPE you know we love you!! Thanks for forming up like a posse in the park, ya don't know the gang is there until a whistle and they all move into the open at once!!! Here to ride herd on the future of ideas in Igor's coffee house of crypto dreams! Your mighty watch army RIDES out!!
crank up the eight track TLDR scientific fact acclaimed in the literature - music may sound best in a pickup truck!! RIDE!!! DRIVE!!!
Sooo big funny crypto NEWS boys n girls!! Well, THIS is funny LOOK at this shower of idiots, as we would say in Ireland. Pepe's dead body lies a stiffening in the pond scum, mostly under the surface, down 10% from our entry point on the way up, we STILL can't #$(*&#*#&*^!! get out as gas fees range from 35 to 200 to sell our 70 bucks of PEPE. 
DEAD fish on the beach!! But on the waayyyyy behind the times lame stream press, oh lookit the happy frog!! as we were saying SHOWER OF IDIOTS incoming 
It's all unicorns and happiness FROM A WEEK AGO JUST PUBLISHED TODAY !!!! 3974#(*&#$*(&#$(!!!!! but funny...
NOT so funny supposedly due to "escalating" reg hammering pressure, we see 
TLDR ah man just when WE scalp tickets to get in...
warmup funnies!! Phishing site hitbt2c.lol slurped up 15 MM from people who did not notice!! We kinda hate to laugh at that 
TLDR: but it is kinda funny, given hitbtc's kind of smelly rep anyway we reckon smelly traders went there don't laugh 
TLDR .lol!! >LOL!! `AH HA HA HA HA sorry
Oh but wait! all that was the long setup for this funny. Slowmist did a great analysis tweet of hitbit.lol The phishing site is set up to take your deposits into its imaginary custody, ar ar ar !. But it will only take a certain, very few coins it's a very fussy scam site ah ha ha
TLDR only the Bluest of chips - only BTC, ETH, and, of course ar ar ar TRON !!!
AH HA HA! TRON!! and so, in some small way, when evil is done, we look up, breaking through the clouds like a golden chitcoin, it's Justin Sun his own self 
TLDR: dear reader know this is not ONLY funny, it's reassuring. Yes, reassuring. LIke the sun rises in the east and chitcoins are born in the west. And the east too, but whatever JUSTIN will BE THERE!!! 
TLDR: quit holding back, there, cat phishing website, and tell us how you REALLY feel about what's an important coin ar ar ar ar ar0000OOOOOOO!!!!!! ALL right thinking people know there is only BTC, ETH and TRON AH HA HA HA HA
Of course mebbe we have chitcoins on the brain 
TLDR: which is AWESOME!!! got the GOOD t=shirt!!
OK busy day today and tomorrow gotta bounce we love you!! Take care of yourselves and those around you!! Your watch army NEEDS you man!!
Peace out,
love
Dave
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Ooh baby, I hear how you spend night-time
Wrapped like candy in a pure blue neon glow
Fade away and radiate
Ooh baby, watchful lines vibrate soft in brainwave time
Silver pictures move so slow
Golden tubes faintly glow
Electric faces seem to merge
Hidden voices mock your words
Beams become my dream
My dream is on the screen
Dusty frames that still arrive
Die in 1955
Fade away and radiate
