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Funniest crypto Jan 8th! BTC ETFs killed BTC price action!! NO FTX NO BTC VOL AH HA HA HA HA!!! Dang it, value added analysis creeping in....

Cryptonauts we love you!!  And the existentialist expanding universe of the Publish0x, and, of course, the FUNNIES!!!!  

We are grateful to be here with the funny things happening!! Warmup funnies anyone? 

Dear readers know we think CZ and Binance's deaths have been greatly exaggerated.  680ac6ff0429737e18bbfcfbf865077843105cca3f67842a985d67ee22c1d697.pngTLDR: We all know CZ is OG times three, sing it baby FIRST NAME: Freedom second name of MONEY!!  Don't believe us?? Read CZ's own TWEETS!!

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Sammy not so much but it is funny.  Sammy's mom visiting every weekend and those PIZZA bills really ADD UP!! 6c829b88964a0e84be0a1ed8d19066a0875900b0adfd5e676df36b14151b0bdd.pngTLDR: Dear readers know it!!!  40 mm here, 40mm NEXT nine months, after a while it's real money ar ar ar ar !! 

OK reading music !! For crypto!! MR BRIGHTSIDE!!!


Dear readers know bad monkeys are always funny.  But simple good crypto news is EVEN FUNNIER!!!  

It's funny, crypto is dead, Binance is near death, inshallah haibibi say the anti-crypto fanatics.  It just doesn't even matter that the average coin listed on Binance popped 41% WHAT WAIT WHAT??? you GO Daily Hodler !!  You go research mavens Ren & Heinrich ADD THAT VALUE!!!! 280efb72bc51434dd17755d2e9919de5a933f3cbb9e1fafc14bb91b86fcb26b3.pngTLDR:  don't believe the print, lookit that PICTURE!!!!! a9f4b8dd16b8d10c5b9409d4e01f9aae3910aee29f5685ee93758b8cffe5f202.pngTLDR:  OMFG lookit that pic.  YEEE HAW!!! Ride em CZ!! ah ha ha ha them thar is FUNNY graphics!! 

We know we know, Bigger funnier funnies!!   Alright here's a HUGE funny :  the Bitcoin futures ETF KILLED the market!!   Yes they did admit it:5b5549d7d0095ca8056279ee794406da91a6f350ccb2a33388ba6efdd2f9978c.pngTLDR: ya can't UNSEE it!!!!  Ar ar ar !!

OK TBF the real reason is the SEC kneecapped Grayscale AND the BTC market by refusing to allow BTC spot ETFs.   

It's funny,  in the entire world of commodities, ONLY crypto has future ETFs allowed without spot ETFs.  The ETFs are the ordinary persons way into any security.  The spot market determines the price of the futures market, it's just the way it is.  The spot market is always bigger and more important than the futures market.  By allowing the futures ETF but not a spot ETF, the SEC leaves bitcoin open to manipulation.  How can you tell?  Because they say the SPOT market would be open to manipulation.  BULLLLLLLLLL CHIT, that's exactly backwards and sideways - only the active spot market keeps the futures markets from being manipulated.  82ba9d2e4217bbd25aca91c7811bba58021c0b58509adc3e58e3105241bceae6.png

Bigger funnies still!! OK everybody knows BTC has been insanely stable for a while now.   Why?  WHY??? Theories abound!! 

There is the thought that everyone is trying to beat BTC out of the hands of the shrimp army, they just can't beat it below 16K or 17K though.  But they keep trying!!  Or some chillingly say the big fiat banks now manipulate the BTC futures price in collusion with the gummint, seems possible but crazy.  Tho TBF don't many gummints do it for all the big markets already?  Japan we are looking at you too!! 

Ahh we want a more FUN theory!!   The really big boys know this, Raoul Pol knows, but they DON'T TALK ABOUT IT.  The REAL reason BTC is stable?? Cuz the REAL REAL reason it was UN stable is that Sammy was the ringleader of a giant band of merry jackarses that manipulated the price up and freaking down all the $#$(*$# time.   Sammy's FTX encouraged price manipulation, led PRIMERS and HACKATHONS in price manipulations.  Sammy got in trouble with CZ for taking his market manipulation game to Binance, fer chrissakes!!   Sammy reimbursed traders that got burned when certain sleazy things happened in price manipulations!!!! 

Consider THAT theory boys n girls!!!  Sammy SOLD the market manipulation playground  service to all the cheeziest crypto hedge fund operators in the WORLD!!  Sammy & pals LED THE ATTACK on Luna!!! Screwed ICP out of the GATE with a world famous CLASSIC whipsaw!!!  And played whaley games all day and night including of course with BTC!! 339f5bf4b7c94cda32a70952d023b8313305226bdf0f32ac816d399d8b12b934.png

Who traded on FTX?  Galois, the ones that led the LUNA short, was caught with billions on there!!  FTX led the LUNA D'oh kwan death trip!!  Three Arrows LOVED FTX!! & dear readers know Sue and Kyle  got barred by forex traders for being sleazebags!!  & let's face it even the regular hedge funds are total sleazebags on REGULATED markets, IMAGINE what they all got up to together on FTX!! 

and THEN, one fine day, piff, this giant avenue for crypto market manipulation got shut down.  Pop quiz!!! Spot the volatility slowdown on BTC's price action!!  Yeah, BTC dropped a little.  but then, ar ar ar AH HA HA HA HA it FLATTENED OUT!!! NO FTX MANIPULATION NO VOLATILITY3d74b2bd2a2601f014c903d601c8391fb447455755d7c859ec09e09a798bbf00.pngTLDR:  Ya CAN'T unsee it baby!!! ah ha ha ha ha!! 

OK we gotta pass out!! Love y'all!!  Peace out!!!  take care of yourself and each other, the world needs y'all badly.  Excelsior!!



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lol mr brightside!! Destiny is calling ya cryptonauts, open up yer eager eyes!! Note the bass drum proclaiming the Genius Sex Poets, ah ha ha ha!!  Early Killers concerts in NYC were always a sold out trip!! 

At one Killers or chainsmokers? concert at Warsaw in Brooklyn  at the Polish Old Folks home.  One ex soviet bloc bouncer a scared us to this day - he would not even stamp your hand.  He just looked into your eyes once and you knew you were recorded, judged & categorized baby!!!  & he had a plan to put you down if there was trouble.  On the upside, the ladies contingent sold  kielbasa and dumplings after the show like it was church ah ha ha ha!! 





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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!

Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!

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