Hey cryponauts, we love you!! As we should! Thanks for every single click building a better world thru crypto here on the paradigm creating Pub 0x!!
WahOOOO its fun to run around outside of the tradfi rags!!! There's funny crypto EVERYWHERE!!!
Warmup funnies: 
Dear readers know Avraham Eisenberg, the Mango hacker, is funny !!! He proved code is code & the law is the law,
SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION AR AR AR!! Actually, it's bullshit. Avraham was ARGUABLY legal. Sammy and Jon Corzine stole client funds and are NOT in jail. 
What else makes us laugh?? Bernstein is a huge old school contrarian research shop. And ya know what?? LIke anyone who is HALF unbiased, Binance looks king hell good these days. 
TLDR: Binance. They ain't going nowhere. Binance can't be stopped now!! Why? CUZ THEY BAD BOYS FOR LIFE !! Forget Black n yellow!! We got cher new Binance theme song right freaking here baby Ah HA HA HA HA!!! TLDL: reading music for Binance & tradfi!! together at last!!
Yeah, who else ain't going nowhere? Cathie #$#(*& Woods, that's who!! In the words of the immortal, well, mortal but notorious B.I.G. gimme the loot gimme the loot Ima BAD GIRL
Kathie's down 65%. The fund based on shorting ARK's every move is up 78% ah ha ha ha. Does Honey Badger give a CHIT? Honey badger does NOT. Texas hedge, doubling DOWN baby!!! Just bought more Tesla!! 
TLDR: Cathie says everyone is running from her disruptor stocks - straight into benchmarks that WILL be destroyed by the waves of change a comin!! Gangster gulley savage analyst!!
Rebel yell time!!
& we need one!! Hey, member back month or two ago , when REUTERS spread the rumour that Binance was getting railed by the Feds!!! Oh yah $#($*&#$ anonymous sources said so!!! And then the $#($$& reporter said in HIS opinion Binance was massively guilty!!! Judged!!!!
Member that was AWESOME!!! and THEN --- nothing happened.
WELL now it's DCG's turn!!! and Bloomberg's turn to carry the water!! and, oh yes, the $#(#&$*#$(*&#$(*$&&(*(!!!! #$(@#&$(*#$&#(*$&#@$ sources who wish to remain anonymous. 
TLDR: Barry sez they are always clean. & DCG has no knowledge or reason to believe there is an investigation!!!
The REAL story: if there was a case then there would be a case. We will believe it when the case is filed. Seems like the same playbook that just ran agitprop on Binance which turned out to be NOTHING WHATSOEVER!!! Ah HA HA HA oh wait whoopsie
TLDR: the real real story, nah, that's just a agitprop set on drip feed. Subpoenas are meaningless, dime a dozen. Get charged with AML like, oh, dunno, DANSKE BANK FOR DOING 200 BILLION of dirty money??? or don't get charged. CHANT IT!!! MERELY A REQUEST FOR INFORMATION!!! This is a LEAK of a nothingburger!!! Binance handles LOADS of gummint questions ALLA TIME!!! 
TLDR: seriously!!
It's FUNNY!!! 
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Peace out
Love
Dave
