Funniest crypto Jan 2nd

By Dave Sawyer | Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto ! | 2 Jan 2023

Cryptonauts we love you long time now!! But our strength is the strength of ten cause our heart purely belongs to the funnies!!! & we saw some funnies too here's one we could not let pass 2e0f359b3e8ecf8088a3b06b4ede916a624ffba03d7971781ecf57ee0e998c94.png TD;DR it's funny. Cuban can't help but be a jerk. We reckon Cuban is not thinking of anyone buying gold to put with a fast junk, extra passports, great lawyer contacts, & guns & safes. Yes we even have looked at rich friends buying gold and thought "that will only get you beaten to death one day at best" ar ar ar

But Cuban knows his friends that own gold do it mostly through paper gold. Mark is STILL wrong, PAXG is kinda a blue chip investment, but he's kinda right but he's very funny.

What's another theme, oh, the crypto market is dead, but for SOME REASON THAT means that zillions of dollars are pouring IN to crypto

TLDR: the negative spin has to be there to keep the dynamic tension going, or something. Yes, yes there WILL be snacks, Pantera just raised over a billion, as did Katie's a16z spinoff, as did woah wait WHAT a16z raised a fresh five billion what what !!! From a different article, same story 3766139b8a63c4256f7b2975b34ed42e22395a8f11dc1d089958f17a94361dbb.png AH ha ha ha!!! Hey NEAR you go girl!!! Yippie kai yay Katie Haun!! Punch it for Web3 Pantera!!

What else is funny?? ONe of the wrinkledvossen is projecting again ah ha ha ha ha 79c4ce235c32dfbb3b9cd069ea71980091730ddb0921dbd439e55c478483ecba.png TLDR: ah ha ha ar ar ar000)))OOOO!!!

We gotta pass out, take care of each other all the good things for next year in your lives plz now!!!

Peace out,

Love,

Dave

please refer a friend!!!

pps be glad you almost got a Pantera song for reading music!! Maybe effin hostile cuz it's so short!! ah ok Woah that's hostile!!

peace out

love

Dave

pps ah the inspiration that is/ was Pantera!!! 40d2e361bb6f01349aa018a250d3de7a6a52f4ef8d3e3de8a634a84367ed4e51.png ah we can't leave on that shot. Pantera was an amazing effing thing!! Merica stuck a 351 Cleveland into the most gorgeous Italian sports car imaginable. An inspiration of the time and the ages fa819439a56c11f87aa1ed44bec4a7522cafecc3d76d9cd47c23ad311636d94e.png

600268ae23b9b55dd6f1200bd065facb9d84199cf883fa61c4d19be3c9ee0a10.png TLDR: there, that's better, fixed it!! There is no question in our tiny minds that the Pantera sports car DROVE the name of the punk band AND the hedge fund ar ar ar arOOOO00000

Peace out

love

Dave

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Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!

Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!