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Well, at least just looking for FUNNIES, ar ar ar !!
Reading music - if ya ever get a chance to see El Vez live do it!! TLDL: it works even better in person, El Vez is a small venue STAR!!!!
The lower brain was trying to run counterpoint against the crypto doom coming from the FT when one rabbit hole led us to THIS, it's AWESOME, live link https://buybitcoinworldwide.com/bitcoin-is-dead/ below: rolling over pops up clips from Nouriel and everyone, it's beauteous 
ah ha ha ha !!! ar ar ar arOOOOOO!!! 
Ahhh that's awesome. The website is getting cobwebby and the link to live BTC stats doesn't work. But FUNNY!!!! OMG funny, TLA!!!
OK, ok, new funny crypto we hear ya.
What's out there?? OK this is funny. Want to do a still semi legal wash sale for taxes?? Are you too simple to DIY, or too lazy with no friends whatsoever?? Do you not realize SOMEONE on OpenSea will buy ANYTHING if it is cheap enough??? YESSS a new market segment ah ha ha ha
TLDR: yes, really.
OK this is TRAGIC funny. Q; WHY should that little rat bastid Sammy still be in the big house, downtown manhattan or Rikers: Here's one million, seven hundred thousand reasons why, as our least fave rat games the system one MORE #$(&#@(*$&#$(*#@&(*#$!! time 
TLDR: Sammy the rat is rolling the score, about to hit two million that we know of!!! racking it thru changenow and fixed float & curve n Airswap!!! wow!! Is Sammy TRYING to highlight rails for hot money?? Is this deliberate kabuki theater for the death of crypto? Some people say Sammy was an inside job!!!!
Bonus funny - the FTX bankruptcy flying lawyers won't have to debate if they should sell all the stacks of stablecoins just sitting there. Cause the long arm of the law let SAMMY SPEND THEM FIRST!!!!! What's funny? when the criminals get going, it's USDT TETHER they love!!! yowsa yowsa dump that USDC... and cut off Sammy's access to the interweb!!!! 
Wait wait it's VERY FUNNY!!! Lookit the hacks of the year sports fans!!
Wormhole was 320 mm!! Nomad bridge was 190mm! Beanstalk Farms was picked for 182mm, Wintermute bumbleeffed 160 mm was it?? The big daddy of course was Axie infinity!!! Axie got ripped by Lazarus / north korea for 625MM, Binance and the gang gave Axie 125MM to pay back small investors, since then Axie has just dropped down & down, it's sad...
But SAMMY just stole an additional 170MM in a 'hack" !!!! But he already suffered a cough cough hack, some of which was caught and returned going to a Bahama state forex account ar ra ar ar !! For 400MM!!! Plus what did the Royal Bahama's transfer for ah ha ha ha "SAFEKEEPING" oh yea 
TLDR: so Lazarus got 625 MM from Axie, minus the 150 mm cZ & the gang laid out, 500mm. Sammy's at 400mm + 170mm = 570mm!!! But WAIT THERE"S MORE!!! the Bahamaians snatched up 3.5 billion AFTER FTX signed the papers!!! Sammy wins HACK OF THE YEAR against STIFF competition ah ha ha ha ha !!! Black hat all the WAY baby!!! 4.07 billion HACKED!!! PLUS another six billion missing for years!! Still not counting all the customers that were pumped and dumped in manipulated markets plus STILL not talking about Sammy front-running them with. "faster" access!!
Sorry, sorry ,funnies. here's one!! 
Avraham swiped 116 mm, wanted to keep 70mm, DID keep nearly that much and got Mango to sign off on it all!!! But the special agent says yer in the slammer for commodities fraud, & futures manipulations, baby!!! OLD school!!! Southern district of NY GOT you!!! Maybe, what's HIS bail gonna be?
Kinda bullshit timing there, feds, it would have helped Mango's negotiations quite a bit if y'all had said something sooner!!!! 
TLDR: on the other hand, justice is served!! maybe. But it's FUNNY THAT'S for SURE!!!
Ah ha HA HA HA!! Correction all degen traders & hackers - code is CODE!!!! and the LAW is the LAW AH AH HA HA HA HA HA !!!! ar ar ar ar OOOOO!!! now we know. SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION LMFAOOOOOO
Eff around & find out!!! Unless yer Sammy or Jon Corzine. in which case, help yourself to the internet and ANOTHER NINE FIGURE theft!!! Ah ha ha Sammy robbing the change out of the sofa was greater than the entire Mango hack, let alone after paying the bounty!! Oh stop it hurts, no really.
OK we gotta go drink & pass out, pausing only to consume chocolate. D'ye know when you are aware of stressed out internal organs like the liver & kidney, stomach, heart brain etc etc from the sugar meat & taters & alky oh man that's awesome AHHHGGG
We love y'all, thanks for hanging!! it is important. Take care of yourself and those around you. Do NOT let the dogs steal the chocolate!!
peace out, love
Dave
pls refer a friend thanks!! Here is the old incel ambassador link: https://www.publish0x.com?a=WZdPKv2bKg
