Funniest crypto Christmas Eve


Merry Christmas, crypto people!!! We love you!! 

Hey crypto winter is OVAH take out a second mortgage and FOMO it ALLLLLL IN !!!  Cramer has SPOKEN!!!!  

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Remember the puff jobs for Sammy coming from the NYT and WaPo?   Now, his largest ever bail turned out to be 250 million, which turned out to be put up by a bond bailsman for get this four million in equity in a house.  That's it. That's all.  WTF? 

ahhh, bigger & better funnies.  this must be the latest top one!!!  Who's a maxi!!!  Is ETH too centralized to LIVE??  Yes, sez our man Ray  50dc6a95b4bb065536f3650ad9166b6c59bd2da455e9ceaecb3ffd7bd56680b7.png

TLDR:  Ray at Paxful sez someday, yer gonna go to spend yer ETH, and it WON"T BE THERE AH HA HA woh oooh, ow.  Really Ray?  Yes really.  Paxful is a peer to peer BTC exchange, they are one of the top players there.   Peer to peer can mean meeting your counterparty directly, could be shaky or not at all?? 

Funny, yes - but stupid, too!!   Ray still supports ERC-20 USDT and USDC.  Hey only if ya trade them for BTC ar ar ar !!! 

 

OK we have no Xmas spirit we reckon cuz this is FUNNY - Catfish CITY!!! 72e6587eb489cd1fbabca617c85a51047769496d2fc97e4376cc7a5f3b9f908e.pngTLDR: oh yea mr. big important BAYC hodler, we just want to give you five figures just to RENT your bored apes, just let us hold em for a minute, get a good look n all AH HA HA HA HA HA!!! Like, why the @#@#(@#(& WOULD YOU NEED ACCESS TO THE ACTUAL NFT TO DO A CHEEZY ANIMATION!!!!  

Thank heaven for small favors; - Craig might be STFU 028811be43e1481a61f6bad49986fe70c022b157cf65baaaa8d658435a8000c5.pngTLDR: lookit that face!!! 

 

OK gotta go for that nightcap!! Peace out cryptonauts we love ya!!! Take care of yourselves and each other it's important!!! 

Peace out

Love

Dave 

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!

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