Cryptonauts, we LOVE YOU!! Thanks for making 2022 the best ever in oh so many ways!!! Being here on the ethereal Pub 0x unstoppably opening the crypto positive Overton window one sweating click at a TIME! 
New years resolutions, huh same as last year - raise an army, make money spreading humor and wisdom, nothing but love for the fams, world domination!! Oh and world peace for mankind through taming fiat. Can we win the personality award now plz? ah who needs that when we have y'all watch army!!! 
OK we gotta zoom out for the big funnies of the things that went well funnies!! Everybody knows Ledger, Trezor, cool hardware wallets had a GREAT year!!! YAY!! hell modern wallets are running LTC powered multisig law firms inside there if you want them to!!!
But bigger funnies!!! Well, BlackRock just bailed out Core, the biggest miner there is ah ha ha ha death of crypto indeed
TLDR: in reality, the Core pre-arranged bankruptcy in the bad old days - the secured bondholders are now getting ALL the equity. The stockholders & others now given warrants that might vest if the stock goes back up. Screw that newfangled snowflake equity stakeholder's power thing! This old school way is equity holders get zippy do dah until the bond holders are made whole.
Dear readers know we consider miners to be just cloud computing providers and meaningless. It's funny though, we were wrongish!! we bet dollars to donuts now that BlackRock has big fat options on juicy bitcoins coming in 2023,4,5.....
hey reading music - be glad this is not the George Jones version of this song we thought it would be
Oh man we need MUCH bigger funnies for this title. Zoom OUT!!! What other happy funny winners for 2022? Well here are the top five actual crypto winners!!
DLDR: wow what lovely coins and concepts. Dear readers know we love to love OKB for some time now. GMX is the same play but in degen defi, trade away at 50x leverage!!! LOOKIT that entire lifetime print on the old Gecko and LAUGH!!!! AH HA HA HA HA!!!
TLDR: 89% up this YoY!!
no2 - to heck with hard wallets, Trust wallet TOKEN baby from their native DEX!! 
TLDR LOOKIT THAT GRAPH AH HA HA HA HA !!! up 90% for the YEAR!!! WE SEE BUY SIGNALS!!! Ahh this is like tater chips, the nice Italian ones from the big white bucket can thingie!!!
WTH is Leo, we forget!!! Oh ya they are Bitfinex, the elder statemen exchange. We don't like their chart QUITE so much, they are down 6% for the year, but pattern detection, it's another exchange coin having a good year!!! Skip them, dear readers already know our ongoing love for OKB, and jump to TON.
Wow, TON. We forgot all about them! They are a take over the world crypto which was started by the Telegram brain trust, then spun off and here they are a top 20 coin!! It's a wonderful funny world & if ya don't believe US talk to THIS 180 day print by TON: 
BUT WE NEED BIGGER FUNNIES!! Zoom OUT!! Dear readers know 2022 winner Tether was a laugh factory when USDC self censored over T-cash!! Remember?? it was AWESOME when USDC dumped 20 billion in market cap while USDT and BUSD market share mooned!!! Still, Tether what a 2022 winner!!
Big winners in 2022 - NFTs. Don't let anyone tell ya anything else. Here's a market cap estimate that's 5x the last one we and dear readers saw : NFT sales at 50 billion last year here: 
TLDR: 2021NFT sales: 20 billion. 2022 NFT sales: 56 billion, waaaa HOOOOOOO!!!!! Giant 3x winners in the marketplace, don't listen to anything else!!!
Dear readers know pudgy penguins rule up 300% !! oh ya and um leveraging Web3 community IP baby!!! 
WE LOVE IT & IT"S FUNNY!!!
& a big NFT FUNNY!! Mathcastles reaches an amazing 12 billion in wash sales!!! CHAMPIONS!!!! 
TDLR: ar ar ar !! Maybe that all is why estimates of crypto sales range 5x.... ah ha ha GOTTA BE AN ATH RECORD in wash sales???
OK ok big happy winning funnies!! Ya know WHAT WE MUST ADMIT IT WAS A GOOD YEAR FOR THE MEV BOTS!!! AR AR AR AR AR OOOOOO!!!! 
TLDR: This year hackers fought devs and then a MEV BOT stole from the hackers!!! & a DIFFERENT mev bot stole some back!!! Cue star wars music!!! what a great year to be a MEV bot!!! Seriously !!! here look
TLDR: Yippie kai YAY, mfers!!! we ride, to the bot wars we go!!!
While we are at it, a good year for Arbitum?? Avoid that whole MEV bot no-man's land!!! World dominance over all the other level 2 solutions, saving gas $$$ on ETH!! Yeah, just as gas fees went down anyway, but still, king of the hill, first to arrive !! Yeah Arbitum were supposed to launch their own coin last quarter but hey what a year maybe this quarter 
TLDR: Arbitum won in 2022!!!
BIG funny wins!! Well, there's the ESG crypto pillowfight!! Once it was BTC destroying Norway while ETH ate all of Sweden's electricity. Now ETH quit all that, so everyone STFU which IS funny. Now it's like hmmm maybe only BTC is decentralized, ETH is following USDC on the highway to hell erm to being a CBDC. We should TALK ABOUT IT !!! LOOKIT!!! 
TLDR: ar ar ar ar OOO000!! Have NOT heard all those ESG lies against crypto since Sept. 15th!! & noone EVER computed the carbon footprint of the petrodollar!! Remember back when crypto was pure evil cause ESG?? that was awesome.... bs....
great year for social dapps! Lookit this graph!! 
TLDR: looks like we should try again to understand Steemit!! Ar ar ar!! somebody had a good year offa THAT graph!! OK what's steemit a DEX version of Twitter crossed with Publish0x?? PREDICTION: A social D'app SHALL RISE!!!! IN THE YEAR OF THE RABBIT!!!!
Damn good year for the shrimp army!! 
TLDR: money of the people by the people for the people is still in the fight!!! Ah ha ha ha!!
Good year for institutional adoption, good year for BTC wallet growth, great year for the Royal Bahama Police force!!!
It was supposedly a great year for white hat hackers. But then the Mango hacker was listed as a 50 million white hat expense!!! AH HA HA HA so was it a good year for white hats?? 
. Bad year for Av to debate the finer points of ethics!!! It's funny he COULD argue his whitehat / blackhat game was MORAL, but it is up to the SOCIETY to say if it is ETHICAL or not. & the southern district of NY said Nein, STAT!!! The PODCAST was misinformed as to the subject of the debate ar ar ar ar ar ar OOOOO!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!
OK we love ya 
take care everybody, all the very best for 2023 !! Thanks so much for a wonderful 2022 with y'all!!
gotta crash, peace out
Love
Dave
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