Cryptonauts we love you!! & the steadily fabulous Pub0x!! & most of all, the yuk nyuk yuk yuks!!
Which makes it wonderful to have the Pub0x algo wussy smack us back into the chuckle hut!! So, what's funny in crypto news today? warm up funnies!! Here's one. Remember yesterday when we refused to give bluechip AAA crypto ratings to Ripple and Doge? that was awesome!! 
TLDR: ah ha na na ner ner.
Nah, nevermind let's skip to a huge one - supposedly OG 
Luke announces all his mighty bag is gone!!! This DEV says his PGP was NFG, and someone even grabbed what he thought was a cold wallet!!! What wtf? is this agitprop against self storage?? If you make a cold wallet, it's a cold wallet, offline, seed key stashed engraved on metal in multiple locations known only to oh ok, Luke's inner circle is clipping him?? 
TLDR either that or Luke is a crook!!
Really oddly timed hack innit? hey IT'S A 2022. TAX EVENT!!! AH HA HA HA HA !!! wait what do we believe. A dude who programmed for decades! he's on linked in!! he was unable to make a cold wallet?? So we are supposed to believe THAT, or believe that he set up a whole heist for tax season!!! It get's much funnier tho pretty funny for a BTC OG to go running to the FBI. That means it WAS his pals, huh?? Or it WAS HIM & HE THINKS HIS TRACKS ARE COVERED!!!!! yer never alone on the interweb Lukie??? !!!!!
Some people agree with that all the way insider second theory ar ar ar 
TLDR: sorry mr tax / ATF ossifer all the guns n bitcoin went overboard with our drunken uncle. Down to Davey Jones locker, thir.
Oh but even funnier!!! CZ weighs in, all Hey Luke, we alerted the dogs of Binance Security!!! If we see it coming in we will tell ya!! Oh, and hey Luke if you can't get the Feds to answer your phone calls we got a whole DIVISION of dudes who talk to them all day every day ah ha ha ha 
TLDR: & THEN CZ worked the twitter help desk for a while answering randos AH HA HA HA HA !!! CZ like a BOSS!!! a boss with respect for the LAW!!! Its funny, CZ went on to crack jokes about how self custody has it's own risks AH HA HA HA HA
What other fun crypto news is there?? Y'know, big reflective end of year funnies??? Well.... Courts move slowly, so we forget how wild west and funny it all really is: 
Like, stay tuned for the next pony express delivered installment!!!
Back in real time, crypto is starting up for 2023, we think it will go on up, why? Well, LOOK at this agitprop wall o flack!!!! IT's AFRAID!! Crypto must be over the target!!! 
TLDR: 
ahh, it's funny not funny, Sammy the RAT pled not guilty on every single count. Oh, he's his lawyer momma's boy, isn't he. For gods sake just cop a plea, Sammy, your closest gangsters already turned state's evidence on ya!!! 
OK good funny - we have been waiting for this one for a LONG time, can't believe it only now hit the market in 2023!!!! Funny good news!!! Never run a heater without supporting hashrate baby ah ha ha ha
TLDR: many a home miner has done this for years during the winter.
OK we love y'all but we gotta pass out!!
Peace out, we love ya, please refer a friend!!
