Funniest Crypto week of Oct 9th

By Dave Sawyer | FT WATCH - the Financial Times on Crypto!!! | 9 Oct 2022

Cipher angels, we love you, and your privacy loving crypto speech. b9689d2e481f01b724e80332de5b4162e9a51b12757eec77dfde6af8e2ab47d7.png Thanks for being here helping humanity on the heavenly Publish0x!!

It's been a freezing crypto winter, we've all lost a lot and are hurting. But together we will make it. And in this hell of broken dreams, depressed futures and current hardships, there is one thing that helps.... no it doesn't, but it's still the ONLY thing that helps - THE FUNNIES. THE JOKES!!! The stand up monologue rant on crypto news, baby, you know it's hilarious!! 3f3d5db4e347233a542020909a133f3714a73cc3de69a7fdfc75992a42a23904.png

What a week it was! So great to be playing hooky off the FT reservation! The FT was hilarious this week ! Retracting how hard they kicked Binance. Jemima agreed with our sympathy for Kim Kardashian ( who DID say #AD)!! ar ar ar. Jemmers then hooked with a classic chitbomb of all the crypto crime Gary is MISSING!!! A high class crypto hate for retarded apes NFT social clubs from Stark who ran the SEC's Internet division. We've all been thinking boring yacht clubs social clubs are the next boring yacht multidimensional multilevel partnership scam in some ways, Stark is right and that's funny!!

Loads of big funnies this week - Ripple XRP is a COMMODITY damnit !! Just like all level 1s baby!! eternal suckercoin goes UP as they continue to have lawyers fight over the future of something..... 2be5d757f51adad5e409b19e27ce23c32acba4b0ff719d5b81efcc7e33f42a7b.png

But we want FUNNIER !!! Well, crypto is drifting up relative to equities drifting down, that's fun!! BIGGER!!

Well Paypal decided big tech can fine you $2,500 for any thought crimes they might see. Their ex-head and Elon protested before they would back down. The FUNNY part?? This tweet, baby right here from Santiago: dcf50cd5611b1767cfc591ec6a241f00ff8541c81102970372e986872f76efae.png

Web 2 will FORCE people to run screaming into Web3!! Ar ar ar ar. No, really.

Viz: Circle snatched up a lousy $75K in Tornado tainted secondary contacts. For that censorship, USDC promptly lost 9 billion in market cap, while at the same time USDT and BUSD GAINED six billion. That's all VERY FUNNY!!!! The market might wussyslap web2.0 into at least web 2.5 ar ar ar !! Circle made their choice UNASKED!! 82ab8fe191bb7979ce6eb564c6a3f0680aac731603e14741c08e306be86ca989.png we want MORE crypto funnies!!! This week the Bitcoin Sheik went down, locked up like the Bitcoin Pharoah before him. But that's not too funny, the sheik was all gold bars and nice watches. We liked the Irish gang money launderers much more, with the custom auto hidden cash stash boxes and stables of fighters, custom booze brands!!

OK THIS is funny/ sad. Messari sez Decentraland and Sandbox are valued at over a billion each. Yet on a bad day, they have like 50 or 500 users!! 509ea2831c56b4302d3be629739064eeaa85a206feea29fceecc7ca98278e64e.png Hell on a GOOD day WE can hit 1000 users, Ox fams!! AH ha ha ha ha !!

Funny/ happy: soonish Tony Hawk will drop his Sandbox "biggest virtual skatepark ever" version of the BILLION DOLLAR Tony Hawk Pro Skater series. We won't want to match Publish0x tippers against Sandbox that day!!

Even on a GREAT day for FTX it's another bad hair day for Sammy b5d381961feaf9c1bd52cc79726c92478973bd6f730ca9b8d865223453079519.png

Crypto funnies... Mickey D's in Switzerland now takes sats!! of course they do...

the BIG funnies!!! We finally realized it!! Dear readers know lawyers are funny, how's that Mt. Gox thing going?? Hacked and bankrupt in 2014, yeah? The "trustees" only revealed what was really left in what, this year? around 750,000 BTC were stolen, maybe 200,000 were "recovered." e7d23934a7c2b92c87463ca591265e8ea14a97c0fe658c47971b8fd6047b4be8.png why is everyone OK with the EIGHT YEAR law case?? Many sources think that BTC price dips around 2018 were CAUSED by Mt. Gox "trustees" dumping BTC for cash!!! That's not the only torture, though. You might have BOUGHT coins on Mt. Gox without KYC, but now you must be fully vetted!! It's not funny, somewhere some Mt. Gox investor is having another mini-stroke from how mad they got when they heard the deadline to FILE for payback is early next year.

OK it IS funny - Mt. Gox was ordered to liquidate in 2014. They did NOTHING until selling 25K of BTC worth 260 million in 2018 - to pay lawyers & fees & ???? Only in 2022 did they reveal a PLAN??? Wow, is that what liquidate means to a Japanese bankruptcy court???

If y'all like insult humor, many think that the uber long delayed payouts will crash the market. 3a549a863d031a2d7c3f3039992a205c67ba87d2113f550e7530b6c18f8f0d9d.png . Bada BOOM!!

back to love!!! we gotta get to sleep

Always funny - Our incel ambassador link: https://www.publish0x.com?a=WZdPKv2bKg

Peace out,

Love

Dave

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Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!

FT WATCH - the Financial Times on Crypto!!!

The WSJ turned into USA today - which leaves the FT at the top of the heap for serious financial news! Join us for a semi-serious monitoring of the FUD & hate the FT now showers on crypto. Dear readers know we love that pink newspaper but boy howdy does the FT despise crypto--- it's funny. The old guard always fights the new guard. The FT does it eruditely, with misleading comments, fun graphs, and outright lies (usually) attributed to crypto's greatest enemies!