Cryptonauts, we love you!! Thanks to y'all and the Pub-0x for laughing with us at the follies of crypto coverage in the FT!!! WE SHALL OVERCOME lols. No really. 
ar ar ar arooo!!!
What an amazing paper the FT is! Just read an old article about an 87 year old Russian conservatory master / still performing concert pianist! He fled the country cuz the evening TV shows kept talking about invading London. He figures if he waits five years, Putin, the "main maniac," might be gone yes baby yes!!
& we got NO CRYPTO in the print FT today!! Other than a two paragraph rehash of the trope US Toughens crypto adoption!!! There's a story about top trends to understand and crypto is number ... not there at all. No dog barking.
Ah, there's another layoff story about Huboi. The picture is so low effort we hate to print it, here we will shrink it.
Conflates other layoffs, dear readers know we don't care. No news about where in the Carib Huboi is gonna move to. Actually Justin himself says the reduction oF 20% will be mostly in China. Still it is funny since Justin announced he would hire UP to total 2,000 people, maybe currently only at 1,600. Then in a last desperate kitty scratch of hate, the story conflates in FTX - Justin Sun SPOKE to FTX when they were collapsing, you know!!! AH ha ha ha ha ha!!!! That's just pitiful, FT, now we just feel bad for ya!!
Online: Flying bankruptcy lawyers make friends for fun & profit. 
TLDR: it's funny, the Royal Bahamians say they seized BILLIONs, the US says it was only 200mm, ah HA HA HA HA musta been a bag of FTT!!!!!!!!
OK we love ya crypto folks. Thanks for being here, take care of yourself!!! For us!! The Watch Army needs you!! It MATTERS!!!
Peace out, love
Dave
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