Cryptonauts, we love you!! thanks for joining the Watch Army to make a better crypto world on the Pub0x through LAUGHTER!!
Today's FT is a lovely paper as always
TLDR: The last big Japanese launch had to self destruct, so nice to see Arianne succeed.
But we are looking for CRYPTO news in tradfi Pravda:
Well, here's crypto won't say crypto. The STUNNING mismanagement of fiat by our central banks, then lying about it ALL THE WAY:
TLDR: how can this review not mention crypto???
Easy, cuz the FT won't mention crypto. Oh, there's a couple of passing digs - the FT slurs / blames SVB for collapsing because they were "involved" in crypto. Funnier is the FT trying to conflate the latest Pentagon leaks on Discord with far-right, racism and you guessed it, crypto.
The REAL story: " Thug shaker, " the first place the leak appeared, self identifies as "evil gay" FAR more than anything else. We took an icky look. The name comes from a famous gay porn clip of a dude. That's QUITE a desperate twisting effort by the FT to smear crypto. The kid was probably sleeping with someone who had access so they frame the kid.
The funny part is the FT story faithfully following the narrative - focus on the kid and WHAT chatboard he leaked on. Don't talk about wow the US has boots on the ground in a not even proxy war against nuclear Russia. Illegally, without the US getting Congress to ok, Plus the FT defends the US for hacking the CHIT out of South Korea. That's funny!!! 
TLDR: for the FT this is a twofer - we ALSO get our agitprop photos of heavy metal from the fiat war machine!!
Crypto not allowed to say crypto: a fresh five billion, whatever print that fiat for the IMF baby what could go wrong again like it just did like it does every time
HEY Here we go!! It's Kusama!!. Yes baby yes 
TLDR: The Kusama "canary" chain of the DOT network BOTH named after her!!!
Huh, well chess problem rules, the life of a song is about the bee gees "how deep is your love". Well here's a sweetheart bee gees cover if that's what we are doing
But Crypto, no crypto online!! That's funny there's lots of hilarious crypto news out there here we will jump over to show y'all!!
Cuz we LOVE you watch army!! Thanks for your service!! Refer a pal !
Peace out, love
Dave
