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I traded up to 7 figures in the 2021 bull market, and I'm going to hit 8 figures by 2025. Here's how.


Crypto Twitter Mad Because Lark Davis Sold?

You idiots are actually mad because someone sold something before you did? Let's take a look at what happened here. A guy who you KNOW is paid to shill projects shilled you some projects. You made the decision to buy. You were watching his damn pocke...

Hamminy 1 minute read 6 Oct 2022 1 comment $0.81

$90T in Wealth Gone, Netflix & Apple Dying? WTF

If you want to know what to do about all this, you should Click to follow Alucard on Twitter. If you just want to shoot the shit about it, well, here are some useless thoughts. If $90 trillion in "wealth" can get wiped out by the stock market, then i...

Hamminy 2 minute read 30 Sep 2022 0 comments $0.76

LUNCheads Boycott Binance... Why Exactly?

I'm trying to figure out why, in crypto, a boycott of a centralized entity to produce justice is somehow necessary. For a protocol that's supposed to be decentralized, mind you. The $LUNC crowd, aka the bagholders left over from the shambles of the $...

Hamminy 1 minute read 25 Sep 2022 8 comments $1.24

Why I'm Not Worried About the USDT Crap

So some stupid ass judge thinks she's going to save humanity by ordering Bitfinex to prove its $USDT backing. You're not helping anyone, you stupid bitch, so why the fuck don't you worry about all these rapists getting slaps on the wrist? Auditing Bi...

Hamminy 1 minute read 22 Sep 2022 2 comments $0.79

FOMC Meeting & Crypto, Simplified

Look around Twitter, and you'll see "financial analysts" turning the latest FOMC meeting into something really complicated so they can sell you a course. "Dot plots" and "terminal rates" ... all jargon to make you believe you can't analyze this yours...

Hamminy 2 minute read 22 Sep 2022 0 comments $0.36

Why Ethereum Will Soon Be FedChain

The SEC recently claimed jurisdiction over all of Ethereum now that the morons behind it decided to move to proof of stake. But Alucard! Ethereum is sufficiently decentralized! The orcs in power said so! People don't seem to get the "sufficiently dec...

Hamminy 4 minute read 21 Sep 2022 9 comments $0.77

Why You Shouldn't Care About Doxxed Founders in Defi and NFT Projects

I've been hanging around the NFT crowd too much. It's a crowd that is focused on getting fiat and not concerned at all about the political implications of crypto. They are the easiest people to find, however, and that's my excuse. Because everything...

Hamminy 2 minute read 21 Sep 2022 0 comments $0.93

SEC Trying to Steamroll Ian Balina to Take Control of Ethereum

I'm no fan of Ian Balina or Gary Gensler. To me, their legal interaction is nothing more than the meeting of two scammers. The tragedy is that the outcome of their interaction affects me. What a world, huh? When two jackasses have a problem with each...

Hamminy 1 minute read 21 Sep 2022 1 comment $0.28

US Treasury Yields Higher than Crypto Yields?!

If you need indication that the crypto bear is not over, take a look at US Treasury rates. They are now hovering, on average, at levels that are higher than what you can get on CEXes staking bitcoin and other blue chip crypto assets. What a minute, w...

Hamminy 2 minute read 20 Sep 2022 0 comments $0.23

Graduating the Freshman @LearnWeb3DAO Course

Completing the Freshman course in the Learn Web3 DAO was a personal breakthrough. I've wanted to be a coder for a long time, but I made excuses that I had to find the perfect time. I got some new energy somehow and just woke up one day like fuckit. T...

Hamminy 1 minute read 20 Sep 2022 2 comments $0.26