Clem Fandango hasn't got much time to type today. It's St Valentino's day tomorrow, and Lady Fandango is still mad at me for giving her an $XVG pornhub subscription last year.

(Remember that!?!)

While she's in the tub doing her Lady Fandango things though I just wanted to point out Diet Ethereum, I mean, Eth Classic, is pickling my little noggin. Who is buying it? Why? How? Last time I looked not even that dastardly CZ would take ETC off Clem Fandango's hands for his antichrist futures market.

But...

And...

With so many freaking awesome smart contract platforms out there, which Clem Fandango and other plebs like him can actually use, (proper Ethereum, Tezos, Komodo, Cardano, Binance Smart Chain, Solana, Ton, Avalanche, (insert your own holdings here)... JUST WHY INTERNET!?? WHY!?!?? THIS MARKET HAS NO LOGIC!!! IT CANNOT BE REASONED WITH!!!?!?!?! MUCH SHOCK WOW AWE REKT LOLZ AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

I hear the plug, peace out Clem fans!