Hello, Elon Musk, this is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me? Put Cobie's eyedrops down dude!

What the heck is going on with Elon Musk? is the question on every crypto fan bois lips right now.

The guy has gone much crazy for the Doge it seems! Now don't get me wrong, Clem Fandango is a fan of the Doge, and his Guantanamo plight is no joking matter (https://www.publish0x.com/can-you-hear-me/hello-gamestop-shorters-this-is-clem-fandango-here-can-you-h-xgpvxkd), but, there must be more to this right?! The world's richest rocket car man losing his gold leaf bananas over a meme coin, surely not?

Clem Fandango's theory is...................

Cobie's eye drops made their way to Elon!

So, be careful buying into the Elon Doge pump if you're riding that train folks. The guys off his tits. Just saying.

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