The funniest things in crypto TODAY!!

The funniest things in crypto TODAY!!


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It's great, the fun crypto news outside of the pink financial paper.  Big funny thoughts!   There's Vitalek: a81a0c75dc514c5228b1841f45ef206ffa2e9527708c722edcc0656933295379.pngTLDR:  dunno about defi regs on leverage.  But yeah, audited audits would be great, maybe.  But #3?? that's Hilarious!!! Yeah, usage based usage limits make sense for DeFI, but should they be REGULATED?? nah,..

But Net-worth minimum rules are PLUTOCRATIC!!!  YESSSSS they are!!! 

Vitalek's right of course!!  Dear readers know it's FOUL when regulation solves everything by just gating services to net high worth individuals.  Looking at you Lord Hammond at Copper!!  Disgusting!!!  Actually, kinda funny.  This stuff is SO bad, we are gonna keep it all for US to protect Y'ALL!!! 

We were wondering if the FT is really that negative about crypto.  Maybe we are crazy, not just gaslit!!  Then first we read some crypto stories outside the FT - so much positive news it seems redundant to even JOKE about it!! & Ya know that's a high bar for US!!! 

Then we glanced at a house ad for all the happening crypto stories.  Yep!! 100% CLEAN SWEEP! 6fe8b867050544f5501e9cea9b89130e0a051a4f27609b6909edb1c7e830ed9a.png100% negative stories with all negative scary pics  all the time EVERY time!!!  It's VERY funny.  Geez, if y'all really hate crypto that much, ya shouldn't write about it, y'all might  catch cancer or become an alky even by Brit standards!!! 

 

So, Bitcoin has a couple of  birthdays.   Genesis block minted on Jan 8th!! But TODAY was the day the whitepaper dropped!!f8df1db8b89dfed6f89c3633e3107d2e2450953c39ffb2c761bed4e0c27b5292.pngYay!!!! freedom for money from the state!! 

OK, it's really funny - the Big Eyes hype is ROLLLING!!!    We know we don't understand memestonks, they ARE a sign of too much loose money and the destruction of honest open free markets determining fair prices.   Sorry, we lose out on a lot of money with that thinking.  

But WTF is Big Eyes supposed to be? 72cc437adce501d27e6bbcaa0c39a0ef7830b9bbb74a910542b8168ace5b12f4.pngoh, yeah, OK, they are gonna donate 5% for ocean preservation, right......... sure they are.  They have raised millions!!! Or HAVE they.  They have a wallet!! OK spare us!!! 

WTH hell is the Big Eyes motto?  Save the fish so we can kill them and eat them?? LOL!!! Some subconscious is trying to tell you something.  It's a cry for help, lol!!

But but  but 100x potential!! HAH!! Only in paid placed stories!!!! 

We do know no major exchange is listing them.  We know Big Eyes used the SAME MAILING LISTS as Firepin and Seesaw?? 

Remember Firepin?  4756df1341b549f39c63aa71901cbb3458e6d9495cd8f2d25df846fe3aa02dbd.png

hmmm remember Seesaw then!! It's a REALLY funny picture!! 577096bec391f7a62ae5ef336f7038ddc28b43284e4b5dceeeb8ae69de2df2fe.png

Yet greed is the key to every big scam!! &  human greed is unending.  8ac3d57a0b79231c9ebf8f7c1347eb73c5e519f618d98ac13cf5594372fcb94f.png Send US crypto, don't buy BIG.   Yes, maybe you could get out quick with $$$!!  Ask Firepin and Seesaw lol!!! 

 

Still, it IS funny!! We don't think Gary should regulate BIG out of existence.   BIG should fleece idiots out of existence!!  OK OK, maybe Gary SHOULD reghammer the BIGs of the world. Sheeezsh that hurts, BIG eyes!!  Those sixties pics used to bug the CHIT outta us. 

 

Gotta sleep, peace out, 

love

Dave

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Dave Sawyer
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