Post apocalyptic portfolio! What is going to save civilization?


Cryptofans we love you.  Ahh nold from the future thanks you for your work.  But right now the leadership of the free world has lost the plot as the cities riot and the money printers go Brrrtttt.  The people call for bitcoin, goats, gold and guns.  Followed by more ammo ( these days, just looking for 9mm loads under 1$ each.)  The FT is printing stories with pictures of the family loading up the ark to try and escape.  The security manager of the hot wallets at KuCoin is sleeping in the gutter tonight. 

The little girl in the picture is going to be fine because she had a time traveler go back to buy BTC.  A highly paid mercenary with an EMP is just coming in stage right, seriously.  She's gonna be just fine.

So, it doesn't matter who "wins", there's going to be plenty of crazy pain going out there. Do we want an orange or pale white,  crazy or senile clown printing the record money?   Just cleaning the mess alone is hard to imagine.  Nothing is going to be magically better once you burn down what was there.   And it is hard to see how wiping out a lot of small biz around the world is going to help anyone.  Oh wait, Amazon gives tens of millions to BLM - ahh don't think about it. 

This morning some guy ran into the office, naked and shivering, asking for the doomsday portfolio.  We loaned him a coat and told him 

 

60% BTC

25% ETH

5% BNB

10% whatever the hell you want - polkadots, loopies, link, ripple, RUNE, AWC,  ??

 

He said "I will be back."  We said " we will be Beethoven."  Sooner or later, if you want to ride the motorcycle, ya gotta lay your balls on the naugahide. 

Of course every time travel story crashes and burns on a paradox - why the hell didn't the future guy tell US what to hodl ? 

But you trenders out there ( no traders please) what should we have told him? 

Love, 

Dave

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Dave Sawyer
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National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


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Face it. The geopolitical world is going down hard in a blaze of money printing. America freaking out makes the world freak out, burning cities, riots and total polarization while the MMT monkeys at the Fed make the printers go brrrrrrt as we whack the world economy with Covid. Join us as we go crawlin thru the wreckage. A lot of things that were going good just stalled hard. A lot of things going bad are getting there faster and faster. to quote Nina Hagen, FUTURE is NOOOOWWWW!!!!

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