Crypto people, we love you!! And y'all seem to share our love for crypto, funnies, and the Publish0x!! Ain't life grand!!! & the night is young.
Running free from the FT, we just couldn't wait a week to do it again!! So much positive crypto news in the world - and of course, deeply seated funny crypto counterculture parables are EVERYWHERE!!! Let's strap up the enduro and have a look at the landscape!!
For a 60 grand total in bribes, why would you give your recipient a RECIEPT!!!! even from Wasabi, it still helps HIM get busted!!!??? It's funny!! The criminal mind is lazy!!
OK this is funny. Liz Warren used to accept money directly from lobbyists for her campaigns. Then she built up a HUGE chest of donations through lobbyists. She had TEN MILLION left OVER from her LAST RUN when she started the last hugely successful fundraising. THEN, sitting on who knows how much "left over" nine figures?? this time, she says oh, she won't do THAT anymore. Oh Yeah? Returning the money Liz? No, just virtue signalling thanks. NOW let her do it for crypto!!!! 
TLDR: if Liz says after her decades that she is convinced lobbyists have totally corrupted politicians, we believe her!!! WE REALLY DO AR AR AR AR !!!!!
It's funny, when the pound nose dived, we thought it was Binance like usual reaping the commish. We were WRONG:
This is funny. Brits tend to use the sleazy cheezy Cayman Island crypto exchange BitFinex when they just gotta flee the sterling RIGHT NOW!! This is laughable, as the UK could have their own legit players like local Binance UK. Instead they drive blokes to Bitfinex. Bitfinex is not sleazy and are solid, but but !!
They have been hacked, they have paid SEC fines. The are about to pay the CFTC 1.5 million. Got cut off by Wells Fargo! New Yorkers can't use them cuz Letia believes in the Bitfinex / Tether mafia! Somehow moved a billion around to cover up a Panamanian company's losses! It makes no sense but it's FUNNY!!!
This is funny cause it's not true: Apple cracks down on crypto !! 
WHAT a FUD mongering headline!! At first we think old guard fights the new guard!! But its not even that. Apple cracks down on everyone and everything like always. Of course, as long as ya pay yer 30% vig it's all good. Just don't try to sneak value in thru NFT's that give up something else some other time.
THIS is funny!!! WHY? 
cuz we STILL will NOT pay any money to get a better looking avatar on Reddit !!! we are glad the rev is going back to the actual artists tho, its a really funny Web3 hippie co=op taking off, good on em!! Yeee haw!!
The Oz gummint is suing Qoin. This is funny. Qoin already had a nine figure lawsuit going on. You can only sell Qoin 125$ once a day & only on one exchange AH HAH HAH HAH who bought THAT!! ?? 
Lots of people. But it looks like the QOIN team is laughing at us all!! This picture was taken from an IMPORTANT NOTE on the Qoin website. They were apologizing for something, a data breach ? They wouldn't exactly say & THAT'S FUNNY!!! 
Hey wanna know what's funny?? the hype over Big Eyes coin THAT's funny!! 
TLDR it is a decentralized meme coin trying to go web3 and avoid or redistribute trading fees. Maybe good!! raised 7MM in presales. but MAN the hype it's funny:
This is funny - Bitcoin maxi's will puke!! 
Even GARY can NOT show a meaningful way in which Bitcoin was centralized!!!
Look at poor Facebook's attempt to launch Libra!! If there was a single throat that the SEC could have stepped on to stop bitcoin, bitcoin would be stopped. Headline should read: Tornado cash is still running, Gary pretends to ignore it!! & starts smear campaign against Wasabi!!
NFT's still beyond our ken, clearly: Eight skateboard NFT's for 2.5 MM!! wait it's ok, that's 300 k a board, each board weighs 
45 pounds, must just be gold PLATED. Funny, tho. Why? It's the Azuki story, that's why/. Ya know, Tiffanies and all.
THIS is funny. Why? Cuz Sammy keeps saying WE AIN'T GONNA DO THIS AGAIN!! THIS IS NOT A PRECEDENT!!! 
Yes it is, Sammy. Better make sure ya take it out of 3Comma's bot's hides, lol!!! Free for the first 30 days!!! Lose ALL yer wallet later!!! Not clear it was just phishing. Sammy is getting overexposed!! Still always a new bad hair day tho!!
Hacktober rocks ON baby!! The Fat Man, aka Mark III, was the largest H-bomb ever used. They built 120 of them tho !!??!!? The Fat Man on Twitter just nuked Freeway from orbit, it's funny. One day the Fat Man tweets Freeway-ponzi, the next day Freeway locks up, scrubs the team from socials, and hides. Hey kids wanna see a funny graph?? 
The power of the free press!! 
Dear readers know articles like this are always really deeply funny , can't get enuff of em!!
speaking of which this one is so nice we had to print it TWICE!!!
OMG escape from the crypto hating FT its WONDERFUL!! AAAHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! 
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OK gotta hop!! Peace out, love ya cryptonauts, hope y'all see the humor!!
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